Thread: kitchen burn

On Oct 27, 3:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>
> Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> potatoes.
>
> --Bryan

Ice baby ice!

On Oct 27, 5:12*pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
> On Oct 27, 3:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> > keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> > but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>
> > Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> > potatoes.
>
> > --Bryan
>
> Ice baby ice!

Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.

--Bryan

Bwrrrryan wrote:
>
>Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts.
>We keep anal analgesic around for such things.

I woulda bet good money on it... yoose ******s are all drama queers.

On Oct 27, 3:32*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Oct 27, 5:12*pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
>
> > On Oct 27, 3:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> > > keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> > > but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>
> > > Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> > > potatoes.
>
> > > --Bryan
>
> > Ice baby ice!
>
> Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.
>
> --Bryan

I cannot count how many times I have burned and cut myself. In the
restaurant kitchen it gets to be old hat. The wost one was when I
was making my pork mole and I was pureeing the mole (Hot) in the
blender. I didn't have the lid held down tightly enough with a
towell and it blew out up in to my face. It was a spicy hot mole
which added even more heat to the burn. I was lovely for a couple
of days.

Bryan wrote:
>Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>Bryan wrote:
>>
>> > Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
>> > keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
>> > but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>>
>> > Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
>> > potatoes.
>>
>> Ice baby ice!
>
>Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.

In your case straight KY... up your hole! LOL

On Oct 27, 5:44*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> Bwrrrryan wrote:
>
> >Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *
> >We keep anal analgesic around for such things.
>
> I woulda bet good money on it... yoose ******s are all drama queers.

You spend a lot of time thinking about men's rectums.

--Bryan

Bryan <[email protected]> wrote:

> Damn. Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. We
> keep oral analgesic around for such things. It hurts worse at first,
> but then it numbs. I need to be more careful.
>
> Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> potatoes.
>
> --Bryan


Geez, Bryan,

It's official. We're related, somehow!

By mistake I dripped a pan of sizzling hot bacon grease on my left foot.
I have a hole in my foot to this day, from a Sunday in 1984.

You got off lucky!!!

Ya BUM!!!

The best medicine was Crest toothpaste. Just soothed the pain, not the
damage.

Andy

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> Bryan wrote:
>>
>> Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.
>
> In your case straight KY... up your hole! LOL

I think Sheldon just asked you out.

On Oct 27, 5:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>
> Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> potatoes.
>
> --Bryan

I have Solarcaine above the stove for minor burns (like brushing my
arm against the oven door) - but I've found the best thing for bad
burns is Vaseline-soaked gauze - you can do your own, or buy it like
that at the pharmacy. The few times I've used it, I've had no
blisters at all from the burn, and the pain stops pretty darn fast.

N.

Nunya Bidnits wrote:
> Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
>>Bryan wrote:
>>
>>>Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.
>>
>>In your case straight KY... up your hole! LOL
>
>
> I think Sheldon just asked you out.
>
>

"Projection noted"



Sheldon is 'so gay" even if, as i suspect, in his celibacy.

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Domine, dirige nos.

Let the games begin!
http://fredeeky.typepad.com/fredeeky.../sf_anthem.mp3

In article <iac3r1$ibv$[email protected]>,
"Nunya Bidnits" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > Bryan wrote:
> >>
> >> Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.
> >
> > In your case straight KY... up your hole! LOL
>
> I think Sheldon just asked you out.

<snork> ;-)
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In article
<[email protected]>,
Nancy2 <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Oct 27, 5:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> > keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> > but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
> >
> > Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> > potatoes.
> >
> > --Bryan
>
> I have Solarcaine above the stove for minor burns (like brushing my
> arm against the oven door) - but I've found the best thing for bad
> burns is Vaseline-soaked gauze - you can do your own, or buy it like
> that at the pharmacy. The few times I've used it, I've had no
> blisters at all from the burn, and the pain stops pretty darn fast.
>
> N.

I use Olive Oil.
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Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

On 10/27/2010 5:44 PM, ImStillMags wrote:
> I cannot count how many times I have burned and cut myself. In the
> restaurant kitchen it gets to be old hat. The wost one was when I
> was making my pork mole and I was pureeing the mole (Hot) in the
> blender. I didn't have the lid held down tightly enough with a
> towell and it blew out up in to my face. It was a spicy hot mole
> which added even more heat to the burn. I was lovely for a couple
> of days.

That sounds just awful. I am sorry it happened to you, but it reminds
the rest of us to be more careful.

Becca

JL <[email protected]> wrote:
> Nunya Bidnits wrote:
>> Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>
>>> Bryan wrote:
>>>
>>>> Now that the pain has subsided, time to cut open an aloe leaf.
>>>
>>> In your case straight KY... up your hole! LOL
>>
>>
>> I think Sheldon just asked you out.
>>
>>
>
> "Projection noted"

Well done!

MartyB

On Oct 28, 2:01*pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article
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> *Nancy2 <nancy-doo...@uiowa.edu> wrote:
> > On Oct 27, 5:09*pm, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Damn. *Burned myself with steam, only one finger, but it hurts. *We
> > > keep oral analgesic around for such things. *It hurts worse at first,
> > > but then it numbs. *I need to be more careful.
>
> > > Cooked carrots in the microwave to have with pot roast and boiled red
> > > potatoes.
>
> > > --Bryan
>
> > I have Solarcaine above the stove for minor burns (like brushing my
> > arm against the oven door) - but I've found the best thing for bad
> > burns is Vaseline-soaked gauze - you can do your own, or buy it like
> > that at the pharmacy. *The few times I've used it, I've had no
> > blisters at all from the burn, and the pain stops pretty darn fast.

Solarcaine and Orajel are pretty interchangeable.
After that, oil of lavender, and pure aloe vera gel, preferably from a
living plant. We do not have any lavender oil (we should correct
that), but always keep at least one good sized aloe plant. It's
tempting when we go to the store with the lavender oil, to buy that
too expensive, but oh so pleasurable, neroli.
>
> > N.
>
> I use Olive Oil.

Vaseline and olive oil are both wrong. You should NEVER use either
one on a burn. NEVER.

> --
> Peace! Om

--Bryan

On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:43:40 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Vaseline and olive oil are both wrong. You should NEVER use either
> one on a burn. NEVER.

Butter and lard are old fashioned remedies, but just as wrong. Cool
water, not ice, is recommended for burns these days (although I reach
for the ice too).
http://www.ehow.com/how_5572819_treat-kitchen-burn.html

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