Thread: just add water, makes it's own sauce

"Anne Onime" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I've finally figured out how to compress water. Just remember
> a few things: ALL MATTER IS COMPRESSABLE! ATOMS ARE MOSTLY
> EMPTY SPACE. SPACE ITSELF IS NOT MATTER AND IS NOT
> COMPRESSABLE. But atoms can be pushed into empty space. It
> takes a few tricks, but it's doable.
> So what I do now whenever I have a can of soup that says
> add a can of water? I compress the water to 1/2 it's original
> volume. This way I only have to add 1/2 a can of water to the
> soup instead of a full can.
> Can you think of any other uses for compressed water?
>
Why bother,
I use two tsp of dehydrated water to make one can of water for my soup.

Tom

On Sun, 4 Jul 2010 14:16:03 -0400, "Tom Biasi"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Anne Onime" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]. .
>> I've finally figured out how to compress water. Just remember
>> a few things: ALL MATTER IS COMPRESSABLE! ATOMS ARE MOSTLY
>> EMPTY SPACE. SPACE ITSELF IS NOT MATTER AND IS NOT
>> COMPRESSABLE. But atoms can be pushed into empty space. It
>> takes a few tricks, but it's doable.
>> So what I do now whenever I have a can of soup that says
>> add a can of water? I compress the water to 1/2 it's original
>> volume. This way I only have to add 1/2 a can of water to the
>> soup instead of a full can.
>> Can you think of any other uses for compressed water?
>>
>Why bother,
>I use two tsp of dehydrated water to make one can of water for my soup.
>
>Tom


That liquids can't be compressed is the basis for the science of
hydraulics.

"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 4 Jul 2010 14:16:03 -0400, "Tom Biasi"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Anne Onime" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected] ..
>>> I've finally figured out how to compress water. Just remember
>>> a few things: ALL MATTER IS COMPRESSABLE! ATOMS ARE MOSTLY
>>> EMPTY SPACE. SPACE ITSELF IS NOT MATTER AND IS NOT
>>> COMPRESSABLE. But atoms can be pushed into empty space. It
>>> takes a few tricks, but it's doable.
>>> So what I do now whenever I have a can of soup that says
>>> add a can of water? I compress the water to 1/2 it's original
>>> volume. This way I only have to add 1/2 a can of water to the
>>> soup instead of a full can.
>>> Can you think of any other uses for compressed water?
>>>
>>Why bother,
>>I use two tsp of dehydrated water to make one can of water for my soup.
>>
>>Tom
>
>
> That liquids can't be compressed is the basis for the science of
> hydraulics.

Yes, Howard Hughes depended on it.

Anne Onime wrote:
> I've finally figured out how to compress water. Just remember
> a few things: ALL MATTER IS COMPRESSABLE! ATOMS ARE MOSTLY
> EMPTY SPACE. SPACE ITSELF IS NOT MATTER AND IS NOT
> COMPRESSABLE. But atoms can be pushed into empty space. It
> takes a few tricks, but it's doable.
> So what I do now whenever I have a can of soup that says
> add a can of water? I compress the water to 1/2 it's original
> volume. This way I only have to add 1/2 a can of water to the
> soup instead of a full can.
> Can you think of any other uses for compressed water?
>

Pffts! amateur! your compressed water is pointless when compared to my
dehydrated water.

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