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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default JotD: A guy walks into a bar...

    JotD: A guy walks into a bar...

    And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    shot.

    The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.

    With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other
    drinks them up.

    Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"

    The guy says, "my first blow job!"

    Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the
    house."

    The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    nothing will!"

    Andy's Evil Twin

  2. #2
    Chemo Guest

    Default Re: JotD: A guy walks into a bar...

    On Sep 10, 11:36*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >
    > And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    > shot.
    >
    > The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >
    > With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other
    > drinks them up.
    >
    > Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"
    >
    > The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >
    > Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the
    > house."
    >
    > The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    > nothing will!"
    >
    > Andy's Evil Twin


    Good grief...you're drunk again.

  3. #3
    Chemo Guest

    Default Re: JotD: A guy walks into a bar...

    On Sep 10, 11:36*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >
    > And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    > shot.
    >
    > The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >
    > With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other
    > drinks them up.
    >
    > Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"
    >
    > The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >
    > Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the
    > house."
    >
    > The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    > nothing will!"
    >
    > Andy's Evil Twin


    So you were the guy drinking the shots?

  4. #4
    Cheri Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >
    > And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    > shot.
    >
    > The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >
    > With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other
    > drinks them up.
    >
    > Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"
    >
    > The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >
    > Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the
    > house."
    >
    > The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    > nothing will!"
    >
    > Andy's Evil Twin


    A very old joke, but maybe an old man is just remembering it again? :-)

    Cheri



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    Tommy Joe Guest

    Default Re: JotD: A guy walks into a bar...

    On Sep 10, 2:36*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >
    > And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    > shot.
    >
    > The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >
    > With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other
    > drinks them up.
    >
    > Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"
    >
    > The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >
    > Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the
    > house."
    >
    > The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    > nothing will!"



    Not bad, didn't see that coming. Get it? Didn't see that
    'cumming'? Good one.

    TJ

  6. #6
    Tommy Joe Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    On Sep 11, 9:44*pm, "Cheri" <cher...@newsguy.com> wrote:

    > A very old joke, but maybe an old man is just remembering it again? :-)



    No matter how old a joke is, when you hear it the first time it's
    new.

    TJ

  7. #7
    Cheri Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    "Tommy Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    On Sep 11, 9:44 pm, "Cheri" <cher...@newsguy.com> wrote:

    > A very old joke, but maybe an old man is just remembering it again? :-)



    No matter how old a joke is, when you hear it the first time it's
    new.

    TJ

    =====

    But the question is, how many *first* times have you heard it and forgotten
    that you did?

    Cheri


  8. #8
    Tommy Joe Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    On Sep 12, 2:09*am, "Cheri" <cher...@newsguy.com> wrote:
    "Tommy Joe" <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message


    > No matter how old a joke is, when you hear it the first time it's new.




    > But the question is, how many *first* times have you heard it and forgotten
    > that you did?



    Good point. I might have heard it a variety of ways when I was
    younger and just don't remember. But just because something is old
    doesn't mean that every old person on earth knows about it. For
    example, one might have a hundred tiny heart attacks that go
    unnoticed, but that doesn't mean they really know what a heart attack
    is until the giant over-sized muscle rips a hole in their chest and
    jumps out landing on the floor with it's final farewell beat.

    TJ

  9. #9
    Krypsis Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    On 13/09/2012 4:07 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
    > On Sep 12, 2:09 am, "Cheri" <cher...@newsguy.com> wrote:
    > "Tommy Joe" <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
    >
    >
    >> No matter how old a joke is, when you hear it the first time it's new.

    >
    >
    >
    >> But the question is, how many *first* times have you heard it and forgotten
    >> that you did?

    >
    >
    > Good point. I might have heard it a variety of ways when I was
    > younger and just don't remember. But just because something is old
    > doesn't mean that every old person on earth knows about it. For
    > example, one might have a hundred tiny heart attacks that go
    > unnoticed, but that doesn't mean they really know what a heart attack
    > is until the giant over-sized muscle rips a hole in their chest and
    > jumps out landing on the floor with it's final farewell beat.
    >
    > TJ
    >

    There's a whole crop of "new" people growing up now that will have never
    heard it. This is not to say that they would even want to hear it!

    --

    Krypsis

  10. #10
    Krypsis Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    On 12/09/2012 11:44 AM, Cheri wrote:
    > "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >> JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >>
    >> And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one shot.
    >>
    >> The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >>
    >> With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the other drinks
    >> them up.
    >>
    >> Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all about?"
    >>
    >> The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >>
    >> Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on the house."
    >>
    >> The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste, nothing will!"
    >>
    >> Andy's Evil Twin

    >
    > A very old joke, but maybe an old man is just remembering it again? :-)
    >
    > Cheri
    >
    >

    I reckon an old man is just remembering the experience!

    --

    Krypsis

  11. #11
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A guy walks into a bar...

    Krypsis <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On 12/09/2012 11:44 AM, Cheri wrote:
    >> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> JotD: A guy walks into a bar...
    >>>
    >>> And says give me 10 shots of tequila! Bartender pours one
    >>> shot.
    >>>
    >>> The guy says no, 10 shots in a row. Line 'em up.
    >>>
    >>> With 10 shots lined up, the guy quickly, one after the
    >>> other drinks them up.
    >>>
    >>> Bartender somewhat perplexed asks "what's that all
    >>> about?"
    >>>
    >>> The guy says, "my first blow job!"
    >>>
    >>> Bartender smiling, said, "well hell son have one more on
    >>> the house."
    >>>
    >>> The guy waves him off saying "If 10 don't kill the taste,
    >>> nothing will!"
    >>>
    >>> Andy's Evil Twin

    >>
    >> A very old joke, but maybe an old man is just remembering
    >> it again? :-)
    >>
    >> Cheri
    >>
    >>

    > I reckon an old man is just remembering the experience!





    HA!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edbw6AqF2ko

    Andy

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