"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.




--
Johnlouis