Thread: JD sausage

notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
> I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
> across this:
>
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>
>
> I didn't notice the size, but I sure notice the texture, which comes
> off like sawdust or sand or some other granular substance. Certainly
> not like the JD sausage I remember as a young pup.
>
> Also, kinda like the above website. Some funny stuff. Saw this and
> laughed so hard I almost choked on my granular JD sausage pattie:
>
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc6e47221c/the-william-shatner-school-of-acting?rel=player>
>
> nb

Pretty funny! I'm pretty sure the only JD sausage sold here in less than 1
lb is the reduced fat variety.

As far as texture you must have gotten a bad batch or maybe it was frozen
for a couple years? The Jimmy Dean sausage I buy here has never disappointed
me, and the texture is just fine.

However Johnsonville chub sausage was on sale here last week for two bucks
so I tried it, and I have to say it's really good, well seasoned and nicely
lean. Good for sausage gravy as well as patties.

MartyB

On 2 Feb 2011 16:17:44 GMT, notbob wrote:

> I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
> across this:
>
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>

This guy eats t-bones, fried eggs, and Jimmy dean sausage for
breakfast?

They probably won't have to worry about him being a customer much
longer anyway.

Everything I can find online says it's still 16oz except for the
"lite" sausage. But since it is Sara Lee, I don't put anything past
them. Sara Lee is notorious for this kind of crap and cutting corners
wherever possible.

ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
turning off our TV's.

Duh.

-sw

On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On 2 Feb 2011 16:17:44 GMT, notbob wrote:
>
> > I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
> > across this:
>
> > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>
>
> This guy eats t-bones, fried eggs, and Jimmy dean sausage for
> breakfast?
>
> They probably won't have to worry about him being a customer much
> longer anyway.
>
> Everything I can find online says it's still 16oz except for the
> "lite" sausage. *But since it is Sara Lee, I don't put anything past
> them. *Sara Lee is notorious for this kind of crap and cutting corners
> wherever possible.
>
> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
> turning off our TV's.
>
> Duh.
>
> -sw

Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

> On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
>> turning off our TV's.
>>
>> Duh.
>
> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues?

Did your moose finally leave you for another man? And right before
Valentines Day - how sad.

-sw

On Feb 2, 6:50*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> >> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
> >> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
> >> turning off our TV's.
>
> >> Duh.
>
> > Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! *Oodles and
> > Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.
>
> Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues? *
>
> Did your moose finally leave you for another man? *And right before
> Valentines Day - how sad.
>
> -sw

You sound like a fan.

On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 18:28:40 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

> On Feb 2, 6:50*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
>>> On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>
>>>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
>>>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
>>>> turning off our TV's.
>>
>>>> Duh.
>>
>>> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! *Oodles and
>>> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.
>>
>> Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues? *
>>
>> Did your moose finally leave you for another man? *And right before
>> Valentines Day - how sad.
>
> You sound like a fan.

Don't confuse a fan for someone with a keen sense for detecting
idiots.

-sw

On Feb 3, 1:08*am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 18:28:40 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 6:50 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
> >>> On Feb 2, 6:04 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> >>>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
> >>>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
> >>>> turning off our TV's.
>
> >>>> Duh.
>
> >>> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
> >>> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.
>
> >> Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues?
>
> >> Did your moose finally leave you for another man? And right before
> >> Valentines Day - how sad.
>
> > You sound like a fan.
>
> Don't confuse a fan for someone with a keen sense for detecting
> idiots.
>

Do you collect ISP addresses on everyone? Anyway, it's not like I
have to explain myself. I'm one of the great ones.

> -sw

On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 17:04:41 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
> turning off our TV's.
>
> Duh.

<snort>

your pal,
blake

On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

> On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>>
>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
>> turning off our TV's.
>>
>> Duh.
>>
>> -sw
>
> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

not so many if they're watching fox news.

your pal,
blake

On Feb 2, 10:17*am, notbob <not...@notbob.invalid> wrote:
> I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
> across this:
>
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>
>
> I didn't notice the size, but I sure notice the texture, which comes
> off like sawdust or sand or some other granular substance. *Certainly
> not like the JD sausage I remember as a young pup.
>
> Also, kinda like the above website. *Some funny stuff. *Saw this and
> laughed so hard I almost choked on my granular JD sausage pattie:
>
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc6e47221c/the-william-shatner-schoo...>
>
> nb

>
>
I always thought JD sausage was a poor, very poor excuse for sausage.
I haven't bought any for many years and intend to keep it that way.