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  1. #1
    notbob Guest

    Default JD sausage

    I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
    across this:

    <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>

    I didn't notice the size, but I sure notice the texture, which comes
    off like sawdust or sand or some other granular substance. Certainly
    not like the JD sausage I remember as a young pup.

    Also, kinda like the above website. Some funny stuff. Saw this and
    laughed so hard I almost choked on my granular JD sausage pattie:

    <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc6e47221c/the-william-shatner-school-of-acting?rel=player>

    nb

  2. #2
    Nunya Bidnits Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage


    notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
    > I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
    > across this:
    >
    > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>
    >
    > I didn't notice the size, but I sure notice the texture, which comes
    > off like sawdust or sand or some other granular substance. Certainly
    > not like the JD sausage I remember as a young pup.
    >
    > Also, kinda like the above website. Some funny stuff. Saw this and
    > laughed so hard I almost choked on my granular JD sausage pattie:
    >
    > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc6e47221c/the-william-shatner-school-of-acting?rel=player>
    >
    > nb


    Pretty funny! I'm pretty sure the only JD sausage sold here in less than 1
    lb is the reduced fat variety.

    As far as texture you must have gotten a bad batch or maybe it was frozen
    for a couple years? The Jimmy Dean sausage I buy here has never disappointed
    me, and the texture is just fine.

    However Johnsonville chub sausage was on sale here last week for two bucks
    so I tried it, and I have to say it's really good, well seasoned and nicely
    lean. Good for sausage gravy as well as patties.

    MartyB


  3. #3
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On 2 Feb 2011 16:17:44 GMT, notbob wrote:

    > I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
    > across this:
    >
    > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>


    This guy eats t-bones, fried eggs, and Jimmy dean sausage for
    breakfast?

    They probably won't have to worry about him being a customer much
    longer anyway.

    Everything I can find online says it's still 16oz except for the
    "lite" sausage. But since it is Sara Lee, I don't put anything past
    them. Sara Lee is notorious for this kind of crap and cutting corners
    wherever possible.

    ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    turning off our TV's.

    Duh.

    -sw

  4. #4
    Portland Guest

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    On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    > On 2 Feb 2011 16:17:44 GMT, notbob wrote:
    >
    > > I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
    > > across this:

    >
    > > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>

    >
    > This guy eats t-bones, fried eggs, and Jimmy dean sausage for
    > breakfast?
    >
    > They probably won't have to worry about him being a customer much
    > longer anyway.
    >
    > Everything I can find online says it's still 16oz except for the
    > "lite" sausage. *But since it is Sara Lee, I don't put anything past
    > them. *Sara Lee is notorious for this kind of crap and cutting corners
    > wherever possible.
    >
    > ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    > blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    > turning off our TV's.
    >
    > Duh.
    >
    > -sw


    Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
    Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

  5. #5
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

    > On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    >
    >> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    >> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    >> turning off our TV's.
    >>
    >> Duh.

    >
    > Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
    > Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.


    Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues?

    Did your moose finally leave you for another man? And right before
    Valentines Day - how sad.

    -sw

  6. #6
    Portland Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Feb 2, 6:50*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    > On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
    > > On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

    >
    > >> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    > >> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    > >> turning off our TV's.

    >
    > >> Duh.

    >
    > > Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! *Oodles and
    > > Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

    >
    > Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues? *
    >
    > Did your moose finally leave you for another man? *And right before
    > Valentines Day - how sad.
    >
    > -sw


    You sound like a fan.

  7. #7
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 18:28:40 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

    > On Feb 2, 6:50*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
    >>> On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

    >>
    >>>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    >>>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    >>>> turning off our TV's.

    >>
    >>>> Duh.

    >>
    >>> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! *Oodles and
    >>> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

    >>
    >> Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues? *
    >>
    >> Did your moose finally leave you for another man? *And right before
    >> Valentines Day - how sad.

    >
    > You sound like a fan.


    Don't confuse a fan for someone with a keen sense for detecting
    idiots.

    -sw

  8. #8
    Portland Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Feb 3, 1:08*am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    > On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 18:28:40 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
    > > On Feb 2, 6:50 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:
    > >>> On Feb 2, 6:04 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

    >
    > >>>> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    > >>>> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    > >>>> turning off our TV's.

    >
    > >>>> Duh.

    >
    > >>> Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
    > >>> Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.

    >
    > >> Willians Walker, MooseInlove, and now Portland Railardblues?

    >
    > >> Did your moose finally leave you for another man? And right before
    > >> Valentines Day - how sad.

    >
    > > You sound like a fan.

    >
    > Don't confuse a fan for someone with a keen sense for detecting
    > idiots.
    >


    Do you collect ISP addresses on everyone? Anyway, it's not like I
    have to explain myself. I'm one of the great ones.

    > -sw



  9. #9
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 17:04:41 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

    > ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    > blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    > turning off our TV's.
    >
    > Duh.


    <snort>

    your pal,
    blake

  10. #10
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:23:54 -0800 (PST), Portland wrote:

    > On Feb 2, 6:04*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:


    >>
    >> ObFood: There's a lady on FoxTV News reporting on the rolling
    >> blackouts in Central Texas urging us to conserve electricity by
    >> turning off our TV's.
    >>
    >> Duh.
    >>
    >> -sw

    >
    > Maybe they should harness the electricity in your brain! Oodles and
    > Oodles of electrons spinning about with no real home.


    not so many if they're watching fox news.

    your pal,
    blake

  11. #11
    itsjoannotjoann Guest

    Default Re: JD sausage

    On Feb 2, 10:17*am, notbob <not...@notbob.invalid> wrote:
    > I wuz looking for stuff on Jimmy Dean sausage ingredients and ran
    > across this:
    >
    > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72a7751675/jimmy-dean-sausage-complaint>
    >
    > I didn't notice the size, but I sure notice the texture, which comes
    > off like sawdust or sand or some other granular substance. *Certainly
    > not like the JD sausage I remember as a young pup.
    >
    > Also, kinda like the above website. *Some funny stuff. *Saw this and
    > laughed so hard I almost choked on my granular JD sausage pattie:
    >
    > <http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc6e47221c/the-william-shatner-schoo...>
    >
    > nb


    >
    >

    I always thought JD sausage was a poor, very poor excuse for sausage.
    I haven't bought any for many years and intend to keep it that way.

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