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Thread: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

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    Jack Shaftoe Guest

    Default If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    them all right now. Is that wise?

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    [email protected] Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 3:26*pm, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    Prepare the sink for puke

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    Rev. Back It On Up 13 Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 10:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    Yes, it is wise. Eat them.

    Eat all of the Gummi Bears.

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    Rev. \Suds\ Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 10:33*am, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
    > On Sep 17, 10:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    >
    > > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > > them all right now. Is that wise?

    >
    > Yes, it is wise. *Eat them.
    >
    > Eat all of the Gummi Bears.


    Eating a pound of blue gummy bear will make your poop green

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    RevNickie Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 10:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    Once, when I was about 17, I went nuts and ate a whole bag of gummy
    items. It was a lot - maybe a quarter pound or more over a period of
    about 2 hours. I had a terrible allergic reaction! Sneezing and hives.
    I have no other recognizable food allergies. Whatever is in those
    things, they are meant to be consumed in moderation.

    -RevNickie

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    Rev. Hazchem Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    As far as I know they contain no artificial colours or flavours so I guess
    you might just get sick from over-eating.

    Wouldnt it be better to eat nothing else but Gummi Bears for a month for
    scientific purposes and document it on YouTube ? Who knows what may happen
    .....or not.



    "Jack Shaftoe" <[email protected]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    news:gar45o$fhi$[email protected]..
    >I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    >them all right now. Is that wise?




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    tvor Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?


    "Jack Shaftoe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:gar45o$fhi$[email protected]..
    >I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    >them all right now. Is that wise?



    About 20 years ago I ate a whole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and ended up
    puking. To this day I can't eat them.



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    Dr. Phineas J. Martian Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    "Jack Shaftoe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:gar45o$fhi$[email protected]..
    >I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    >them all right now. Is that wise?


    You have to stick them to the wall so they spell out the phrase 'ONE OF US!'
    Then you can eat them til' you pop!


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    the14thdisciple Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 4:26*pm, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:

    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    .... you Onley hafe the packets?

    who Stoal Jack's Bears!??

    14

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    zxcvbob Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?


    Jack Shaftoe wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?



    Let's find out...

    Best regards, ;-)
    Bob

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    Dimitri Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?


    "Jack Shaftoe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:gar45o$fhi$[email protected]..
    >I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    >them all right now. Is that wise?


    How good is your insuline production?

    you're eating sugar water.


    The traditional Gummi Bear is made from sugar, glucose syrup, starch,
    flavouring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin. There are some Gummi
    Bears made with pectin or starch instead of gelatin, making them suitable
    for vegans.
    Gummi bears made with either bovine or porcine gelatine are not suitable for
    vegetarians and do not conform to kashrut or halal dietary laws. Those with
    bovine gelatine are not suitable for Hindus.
    Large sour bears are larger and flatter than Gummi Bears, have a softer
    texture, and include fumaric acid or other acid ingredients to produce a
    sour flavor. Some manufacturers produce sour bears with a different texture,
    based on starch instead of gelatin. Typically, starch produces a shorter
    (cleaner bite, less chewy) texture than gelatin.[citation needed]

    Dimitri


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    rigger Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 9:12*am, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > "Jack Shaftoe" <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote in message
    >
    > news:gar45o$fhi$[email protected]..
    >
    > >I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > >them all right now. Is that wise?

    >
    > How good is your insuline production?
    >
    > you're eating sugar water.
    >
    > The traditional Gummi Bear is made from sugar, glucose syrup, starch,
    > flavouring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin. There are some Gummi
    > Bears made with pectin or starch instead of gelatin, making them suitable
    > for vegans.
    > Gummi bears made with either bovine or porcine gelatine are not suitable for
    > vegetarians and do not conform to kashrut or halal dietary laws. Those with
    > bovine gelatine are not suitable for Hindus.
    > Large sour bears are larger and flatter than Gummi Bears, have a softer
    > texture, and include fumaric acid or other acid ingredients to produce a
    > sour flavor. Some manufacturers produce sour bears with a different texture,
    > based on starch instead of gelatin. Typically, starch produces a shorter
    > (cleaner bite, less chewy) texture than gelatin.[citation needed]
    >
    > Dimitri


    What???? No melamine? I think I'm starting
    to develope a taste for that stuff.

    dennis
    in nca

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    Toilet Peppermintman Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 10:26*pm, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    I ate 5,000 pieces of rice and I didn't die..

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    Rev. Anna Dynamite Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 9:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    As a proponent of natural selection, yes. Eat them all.

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    Rev. Back It On Up 13 Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 1:02*pm, "Rev. Anna Dynamite" <anna.mckib...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    > On Sep 17, 9:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    >
    > > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > > them all right now. Is that wise?

    >
    > As a proponent of natural selection, yes. Eat them all.


    ****ing finally, somebody who can see some sense.

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    Dr. Phineas J. Martian Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?


    "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    On Sep 17, 1:02 pm, "Rev. Anna Dynamite" <anna.mckib...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    > On Sep 17, 9:26 am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    >
    > > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > > them all right now. Is that wise?

    >
    > As a proponent of natural selection, yes. Eat them all.


    > ****ing finally, somebody who can see some sense.


    lol! beet y00 2 it.
    http://docmartian.blogspot.com/2008/...ravaganza.html


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    Lil Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    In article <gar45o$fhi$[email protected]>,
    [email protected] says...
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    Be sure to wash them down with soda. I recommend Mountain Dew.

    PROTIP: Don't brush your teeth afterward.

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    just john Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    On Sep 17, 10:26*am, Jack Shaftoe <jackshaf...@crypto.nom> wrote:
    > I have a big box full of gummi bear packets, and I'm considering eating
    > them all right now. Is that wise?


    No, sitting there considering such things is NEVER wise. Somebody
    will steal the box!

    Eat them all, preferably while reading -Anathem-.

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    iDRMRSR Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    You'll get the 'beetus for sure if you eat them.
    [*]
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    Almanac Jane Guest

    Default Re: If I eat 5,000 gummi bears, will I die?

    ASM says it's best to combine them with twizzlers.

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