Thread: Iced cream

"Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
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>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>
> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>
> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>
>

A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
asked the assistant.

"Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".

Apologies to Monty Python.

"Dave Wilson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or
> aresole?" asked the assistant.
>
> "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
>

That joke works so much better if you know how to spell aerosol

"Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
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>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>

Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
sheep...

> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>
> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>
>

On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:37:27 +0100, "R. Mark Clayton"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]. .
>>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>>so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>
>Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

They are!????


>You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
>sheep...

Eh? Yorkshire folk aren't sarcastic.

On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
> "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>> so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>
> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.

On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
>> "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]..
>>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>>> so
>>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>>
>>
>> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?
>
>Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.

Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.

Dave Wilson wrote:
> "Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>> so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>>
>> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>>
>>
>
> A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
> asked the assistant.
>
> "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
>
> Apologies to Monty Python.
>
Err... Not the Nine O'clock News...


Great Old Chestnuts of the World No. 8

The Swedish Chemists Shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

"Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
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| On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
| <[email protected]> wrote:
|
| >On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
| >> "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
| >> news:[email protected]..
| >>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly
| >>> sore backside, so
| >>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
| >>>
| >>
| >> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?
| >
| >Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.
|
| Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.

It's more like the 'jokes' are off questionable taste..