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    Marty Guest

    Default Iced cream

    A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside, so
    he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.

    He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"

    The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"



  2. #2
    Dave Wilson Guest

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    "Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
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    >A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >so
    > he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >
    > He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
    >
    > The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
    >
    >


    A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
    asked the assistant.

    "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".

    Apologies to Monty Python.




  3. #3
    Tom Guest

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    "Dave Wilson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    >
    > A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or
    > aresole?" asked the assistant.
    >
    > "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
    >


    That joke works so much better if you know how to spell aerosol





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    R. Mark Clayton Guest

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    "Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
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    >A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >so
    > he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >


    Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

    You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
    sheep...

    > He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
    >
    > The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
    >
    >




  5. #5
    Marty Guest

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    On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:37:27 +0100, "R. Mark Clayton"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    >"Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]. .
    >>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >>so
    >> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >>

    >
    >Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?


    They are!????


    >You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
    >sheep...


    Eh? Yorkshire folk aren't sarcastic.


  6. #6
    Mark McIntyre Guest

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    On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
    > "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >> so
    >> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >>

    >
    > Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?


    Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.

  7. #7
    Marty Guest

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    On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
    >> "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >>> so
    >>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

    >
    >Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.


    Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.



  8. #8
    jon.in.durham Guest

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    Dave Wilson wrote:
    > "Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
    >> so
    >> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    >>
    >> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
    >>
    >> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
    >>
    >>

    >
    > A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
    > asked the assistant.
    >
    > "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
    >
    > Apologies to Monty Python.
    >

    Err... Not the Nine O'clock News...


    Great Old Chestnuts of the World No. 8

    The Swedish Chemists Shop.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

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    Kráftéé Guest

    Default Re: Iced cream

    "Marty" <spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    | On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
    | <[email protected]> wrote:
    |
    | >On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
    | >> "Marty"<spam@go.****.your.spam> wrote in message
    | >> news:[email protected]..
    | >>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly
    | >>> sore backside, so
    | >>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
    | >>>
    | >>
    | >> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?
    | >
    | >Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.
    |
    | Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.

    It's more like the 'jokes' are off questionable taste..



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