Thread: I am not married and I can cook- does that make me wierd.

Dan Landau wrote:
>
>HI- I am not married yet, and I am a gay- does that make me wierd?

Absolutely.

On Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:46:16 -0700, [email protected] (Dan Landau) wrote:

>HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?

You don't have to attend the CIA to buy beer and boil hot dogs.

-- Larry

On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>

Only you can answer that.
It's weird that you can't spell "weird", however.

On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:

> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>
What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you
heterosexual? Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to
cook, but do you do it well? Depending on the answers to these
questions, I might be able to help you change your status. Call me.

"Dan Landau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>

no, that is not the reason.

"Cheryl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>
>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>
> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you heterosexual?
> Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
> do it well? Depending on the answers to these questions, I might be able
> to help you change your status. Call me.
>

He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Dan Landau) wrote:

> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?

No.

Next?

Miche

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On Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:35:23 -0400, news <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
> > HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
> >
>
> Only you can answer that.
> It's weird that you can't spell "weird", however.

It only means his news reader doesn't have a spell checker.

--
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On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:07:12 -0400, Cheryl <[email protected]>
wrote:

> I might be able to help you change your status. Call me.

<snork> That's too funny!

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
> "Cheryl"<[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
>> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>>
>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>>
>> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you heterosexual?
>> Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
>> do it well? Depending on the answers to these questions, I might be able
>> to help you change your status. Call me.
>>
>
> He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.
>
>
I specialize in weird.

news <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>
>
> Only you can answer that.
> It's weird that you can't spell "weird", however.

That is weird

Hmmm... I would say it depends on your thoughts...
If you have thoughts of harming others, then you have severe problems.

Being single is not being weird. I have been single all of life and will
die that way.
It is better to be single than to be married to someone that you cannot
stand to be with.

I think the problem is, Landau does not know who he is?

This is an excellent book on finding out who you really are and explains
why you may or may not get along with other people.

Please Understand Me II: Temperament, Character, Intelligence [Paperback]
David Keirsey (Author)

http://alturl.com/kc45b

--
Nad

On Sep 23, 9:46*pm, do...@msn.com (Dan Landau) wrote:
> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?

Waaaal, if you're over 40 and never been married, it makes me wonder
why you've never been caught.

Define weird any way you like. Maybe you're just smart.

In article <j5kb2s$tgd$[email protected]>,
Nad <[email protected]> wrote:

> news <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
> >> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
> >>
> >
> > Only you can answer that.
> > It's weird that you can't spell "weird", however.
>
> That is weird
>
> Hmmm... I would say it depends on your thoughts...
> If you have thoughts of harming others, then you have severe problems.
>
> Being single is not being weird. I have been single all of life and will
> die that way.
> It is better to be single than to be married to someone that you cannot
> stand to be with.

That's true. I've known people who have been married, some several
times, and they just were never happy with it. Others, like my uncle
Dan, were married a long time (51 years to his first wife), and when she
died, he was in another relationship very quickly.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
[email protected]

Cheryl wrote:

>On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
>> "Cheryl"<[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
>>> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>>>
>>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>>>
>>> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you heterosexual?
>>> Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
>>> do it well? Depending on the answers to these questions, I might be able
>>> to help you change your status. Call me.
>>>
>>
>> He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.
>>
>>
>I specialize in weird.

I don't think your 38 DDs are weird.

"Cheryl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>
>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>
> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you heterosexual?
> Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
> do it well? Depending on the answers to these questions, I might be able
> to help you change your status. Call me.

lol


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On Sep 23, 11:00*pm, Cheryl <jlhsha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:> "Cheryl"<jlhsha...@hotmail.com> *wrote in message
> >news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] com...
> >> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>
> >>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>
> >> What do you look like and what is your profession? *Are you heterosexual?
> >> Do you own your own home? *Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
> >> do it well? *Depending on the answers to these questions, I might beable
> >> to help you change your status. * *Call me.
>
> > He would still be weird. *Maybe even more so.
>
> I specialize in weird.

Tell me more!

Kalmia wrote:
>Dan Landau wrote:
>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>
>Waaaal, if you're over 40 and never been married, it makes me wonder
>why you've never been caught.
>
>Define weird any way you like. Maybe you're just smart.

Nad bought a cow. hehe

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> Kalmia wrote:
>> Dan Landau wrote:
>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>
>> Waaaal, if you're over 40 and never been married, it makes me wonder
>> why you've never been caught.
>>
>> Define weird any way you like. Maybe you're just smart.
>
> Nad bought a cow. hehe

Two cows, one Jersey and the other a Black Angus to replace Bessy for the
most part is in the Freezer. I named the cows "Thing 1 and Thing 2". I have
a few chickens also.

Busy this time of year... Canned almost 150 jars of tomato products,
Juices, Salsas and Sauce. Add pickles, Beets, Corn relish, Jams, Apple
Sauce and more. Freezer is loaded also with green beans, peas and corn.

This day and age, canning and preserving ones own food is totally weird.
Just like the wackos preaching the end of time itself... Weird people.

--
Nad

On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:55:10 +0000 (UTC), Nad
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> Kalmia wrote:
>>> Dan Landau wrote:
>>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
>>>
>>> Waaaal, if you're over 40 and never been married, it makes me wonder
>>> why you've never been caught.
>>>
>>> Define weird any way you like. Maybe you're just smart.
>>
>> Nad bought a cow. hehe
>
>Two cows, one Jersey and the other a Black Angus to replace Bessy for the
>most part is in the Freezer. I named the cows "Thing 1 and Thing 2". I have
>a few chickens also.

"Thing"? Wouldn't names like Loretta and Anna Mae ensure more
bountiful milking? If all you wanted was a lot of manure you shoulda
got a bull named Thing. lol

>Busy this time of year... Canned almost 150 jars of tomato products,
>Juices, Salsas and Sauce. Add pickles, Beets, Corn relish, Jams, Apple
>Sauce and more. Freezer is loaded also with green beans, peas and corn.
>
>This day and age, canning and preserving ones own food is totally weird.
>Just like the wackos preaching the end of time itself... Weird people.