I bought a chicken at the grocery store and I cant carry it in the
house. The butcher said this is one of those new 300lb chickens. They
are guaranteed to weight 300 to 350lbs. Mine weighs 348.6 Lbs. This
will make a nice big meal, but how do I get it in the house? How many
men do I need to pick up at the bar tonight to carry it in the house?

Blonde