Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: How to Grill Cheese

  1. #1
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default How to Grill Cheese

    [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]

    We seem to have a glut of morons lately. I don't claim to be a
    Usenet expert except on odd-numbered days, but I can't really tell
    what the latest influx of morons all have in common (other than the
    usual no-lives).

    We have all sorts of trolls that love crossposting, people telling
    us all sorts of brain-deadening odds and ends, and some really
    bottom of the barrel questions and comebacks. And all the Dimitris
    and Littleshoes that love encouraging them.

    Has anybody figured out a pattern to any of this, other than RFC
    loves to invite trolls, and that certain people are the first to
    respond to it?

    Imagine what will happen when Peter returns (I assume my filters
    aren't *that* good - he is gone, isn't he?). I'm pretty sure that
    day will mark the end of RFC as we knew it.

    ObFood: Stouffers Stromboli ($2.39). Don't bother. I love
    Stouffers, but this didn't make the grade.

    -sw

  2. #2
    Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    Sqwertz wrote:
    > [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]
    >
    > We seem to have a glut of morons lately. I don't claim to be a
    > Usenet expert except on odd-numbered days, but I can't really tell
    > what the latest influx of morons all have in common (other than the
    > usual no-lives).


    You must not have kids in school.
    It's SPRING BREAK.



  3. #3
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:

    > You must not have kids in school.
    > It's SPRING BREAK.


    Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.

    -sw

  4. #4
    cyberpurrs Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese


    "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> You must not have kids in school.
    >> It's SPRING BREAK.

    >
    > Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >


    You think it is the same time everywhere??


  5. #5
    cyberpurrs Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese


    "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]
    >
    > We seem to have a glut of morons lately. I don't claim to be a
    > Usenet expert except on odd-numbered days, but I can't really tell
    > what the latest influx of morons all have in common (other than the
    > usual no-lives).
    >
    > We have all sorts of trolls that love crossposting, people telling
    > us all sorts of brain-deadening odds and ends, and some really
    > bottom of the barrel questions and comebacks. And all the Dimitris
    > and Littleshoes that love encouraging them.
    >
    > Has anybody figured out a pattern to any of this, other than RFC
    > loves to invite trolls, and that certain people are the first to
    > respond to it?
    >
    > Imagine what will happen when Peter returns (I assume my filters
    > aren't *that* good - he is gone, isn't he?). I'm pretty sure that
    > day will mark the end of RFC as we knew it.
    >
    > ObFood: Stouffers Stromboli ($2.39). Don't bother. I love
    > Stouffers, but this didn't make the grade.
    >

    The pattern is, you still need time away from Usenet.


  6. #6
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>> It's SPRING BREAK.

    >>
    >> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>

    >
    > You think it is the same time everywhere??


    I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.

    -sw

  7. #7
    sf Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Wed, 8 Apr 2009 23:56:15 -0400, "cyberpurrs" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]..
    >> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>> It's SPRING BREAK.

    >>
    >> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>

    >
    >You think it is the same time everywhere??


    For some, Spring Break is now. 'nuff said - but I'll say more. The
    local university break was last week, public school break is this week
    and catlick schools will take their break next week. That's the way
    it is here. Other states and districts (obviously) have other
    schedules.



    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  8. #8
    cyberpurrs Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese


    "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>
    >>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>

    >>
    >> You think it is the same time everywhere??

    >
    > I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    > over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    > nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >


    You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon, Steve.
    I know people in college and in high school who are on spring break now. And
    lots of teachers are.


  9. #9
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > You must not have kids in school.
    > > It's SPRING BREAK.

    >
    > Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.


    Many years back, parents were very frustrated around here, because their
    kids had different calendars. Maybe the high school kid watched their
    sibling on some vacation days when the parents had to work. Well, if
    the high school kid was in school and the younger sibling wasn't, that
    didn't work. Family vacations were a problem when the kids had winter
    or spring vacations at different times. So the county stepped in, got
    all the districts together, and they agreed on a single calendar. But
    the individual districts still sometimes changed their calendars, even
    though they had agreed. The county had penalties, but they weren't
    significant. Of course, the parents got all angry, but there wasn't
    much to do except direct them to complain to the school board who
    approved a change to the calendar that had already been agreed to.

    So, no, it's not the same everywhere in the world, in the US, in
    California, or within the counties in California.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]
    "[Don't] assume that someone is "broken" just because they behave in ways
    you don't like or don't understand." --Miche

  10. #10
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    cyberpurrs wrote:
    >
    > "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:080409.22[email protected]..
    >>>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>>
    >>>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> You think it is the same time everywhere??

    >>
    >> I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    >> over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    >> nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >>

    >
    > You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon,
    > Steve. I know people in college and in high school who are on spring
    > break now. And lots of teachers are.


    Like I said, it's over:

    http://www.tripsmarter.com/panamacit...sbcalendar.htm

    Now go away before I unzip and let my pit bull lose on your furry little ass.

    -sw

  11. #11
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 00:40:13 -0400, cyberpurrs wrote:

    > "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:[email protected]..
    >>>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>>
    >>>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> You think it is the same time everywhere??

    >>
    >> I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    >> over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    >> nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >>

    >
    > You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon, Steve.
    > I know people in college and in high school who are on spring break now. And
    > lots of teachers are.


    it must be the teachers.

    your pal,
    blake

  12. #12
    Lin Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Apr 9, 7:42*am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compst> wrote:

    > Like I said, it's over:
    >
    > http://www.tripsmarter.com/panamacit...sbcalendar.htm


    Sorry, but your little link isn't the be all and end all. Our county
    is on Spring Break NOW as are the local colleges and universities.
    Albeit, I think it's awfully late for Spring Break, and certainly not
    what I grew up with, but I think they are rolling it into the Easter
    weekend.

    > Now go away before I unzip and let my pit bull lose on your furry little ass.


    Toy chihuahua at best. All yap and no bite.

    --Lin


  13. #13
    Tracy Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    blake murphy wrote:
    > On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 00:40:13 -0400, cyberpurrs wrote:
    >
    >> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>> news:[email protected]..
    >>>>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>>>
    >>>> You think it is the same time everywhere??
    >>> I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    >>> over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    >>> nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >>>

    >> You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon, Steve.
    >> I know people in college and in high school who are on spring break now. And
    >> lots of teachers are.

    >
    > it must be the teachers.
    >
    > your pal,
    > blake


    Public schools in Massachusetts have a break beginning next week. (They
    usually get a week in February and a week in April - some schools are
    not getting their April break because of all the snow days )

    Colleges are mostly done with springbreak.
    Here at BC the kids get a very long weekend for Easter - today through
    Monday. Classes are over for the semester on May 9th.

    Brandeis - another local college - which is heavily Jewish - gets this
    week off too -for Passover.

    Tracy


  14. #14
    Tracy Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    blake murphy wrote:
    > On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 00:40:13 -0400, cyberpurrs wrote:
    >
    >> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>> news:[email protected]..
    >>>>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>>>
    >>>> You think it is the same time everywhere??
    >>> I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    >>> over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    >>> nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >>>

    >> You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon, Steve.
    >> I know people in college and in high school who are on spring break now. And
    >> lots of teachers are.

    >
    > it must be the teachers.
    >
    > your pal,
    > blake


    Public schools in Massachusetts have a break beginning next week. (They
    usually get a week in February and a week in April - some schools are
    not getting their April break because of all the snow days )

    Colleges are mostly done with springbreak.
    Here at BC the kids get a very long weekend for Easter - today through
    Monday. Classes are over for the semester on May 9th.

    Brandeis - another local college - which is heavily Jewish - gets this
    week off too -for Passover.

    Tracy


  15. #15
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    Lin wrote:
    > On Apr 9, 7:42 am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compst> wrote:
    >
    >> Like I said, it's over:
    >>
    >> http://www.tripsmarter.com/panamacit...sbcalendar.htm

    >
    > Sorry, but your little link isn't the be all and end all. Our county
    > is on Spring Break NOW as are the local colleges and universities.
    > Albeit, I think it's awfully late for Spring Break, and certainly not
    > what I grew up with, but I think they are rolling it into the Easter
    > weekend.


    As I've already said, it's mostly over except for a few places (mostly
    california). Of course a select few dumbasses will perk up and say "It's
    not over here!". It's like everything on usenet. If you even hint at an
    absolute statement, the 2% of exceptions will always bite while the other
    98% remain quiet.

    For all intents and purposes, IT'S OVER!

    And FWIW, this has been going on since before Spring Break started.

    -sw

  16. #16
    Mark Thorson Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    Sqwertz wrote:
    >
    > [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]


    I didn't see anything in this posting about grilling cheese.

  17. #17
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:01:50 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

    > Lin wrote:
    >> On Apr 9, 7:42 am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compst> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Like I said, it's over:
    >>>
    >>> http://www.tripsmarter.com/panamacit...sbcalendar.htm

    >>
    >> Sorry, but your little link isn't the be all and end all. Our county
    >> is on Spring Break NOW as are the local colleges and universities.
    >> Albeit, I think it's awfully late for Spring Break, and certainly not
    >> what I grew up with, but I think they are rolling it into the Easter
    >> weekend.

    >
    > As I've already said, it's mostly over except for a few places (mostly
    > california). Of course a select few dumbasses will perk up and say "It's
    > not over here!". It's like everything on usenet. If you even hint at an
    > absolute statement, the 2% of exceptions will always bite while the other
    > 98% remain quiet.
    >


    how is that different from you saying 'it's over'?

    blake

  18. #18
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:17:56 -0400, Tracy wrote:

    > blake murphy wrote:
    >> On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 00:40:13 -0400, cyberpurrs wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:[email protected]..
    >>>> cyberpurrs <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:[email protected]..
    >>>>>> Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You must not have kids in school.
    >>>>>>> It's SPRING BREAK.
    >>>>>> Spring Break was 2 weeks ago. 'nuff said.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> You think it is the same time everywhere??
    >>>> I know it's over everywhere that matters. And has been for
    >>>> over a week. Maybe a few people in CA are still celebrating, but
    >>>> nobody in CA gives a **** about trolling Usenet.
    >>>>
    >>> You're beginning to pull dumbass stuff out of your ass like Sheldon, Steve.
    >>> I know people in college and in high school who are on spring break now. And
    >>> lots of teachers are.

    >>
    >> it must be the teachers.
    >>
    >> your pal,
    >> blake

    >
    > Public schools in Massachusetts have a break beginning next week. (They
    > usually get a week in February and a week in April - some schools are
    > not getting their April break because of all the snow days )
    >
    > Colleges are mostly done with springbreak.
    > Here at BC the kids get a very long weekend for Easter - today through
    > Monday. Classes are over for the semester on May 9th.
    >
    > Brandeis - another local college - which is heavily Jewish - gets this
    > week off too -for Passover.
    >
    > Tracy


    there must be family mayhem in some of those households.

    your pal,
    blake

  19. #19
    [email protected] Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    On Apr 8, 8:21*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    >
    > [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]
    >


    Too bad yuor parents didn't read rec.fun.condoms 6 months before your
    birth.

    >
    > We seem to have a glut of morons lately. *I don't claim to be a
    > Usenet expert except on odd-numbered days, but I can't really tell
    > what the latest influx of morons all have in common (other than the
    > usual no-lives).
    >
    > We have all sorts of trolls that love crossposting, people telling
    > us all sorts of brain-deadening odds and ends, and some really
    > bottom of the barrel questions and comebacks. *And all the Dimitris
    > and Littleshoes that love encouraging them.
    >
    > Has anybody figured out a pattern to any of this, other than RFC
    > loves to invite trolls, and that certain people are the first to
    > respond to it?
    >
    > Imagine what will happen when Peter returns (I assume my filters
    > aren't *that* good - he is gone, isn't he?). *I'm pretty sure that
    > day will mark the end of RFC as we knew it.
    >
    > ObFood: Stouffers Stromboli ($2.39). *Don't bother. *I love
    > Stouffers, but this didn't make the grade.
    >
    > -sw


    Also:
    >
    > Now go away before I unzip and let my pit bull lose on your furry little ass.
    >


    Do you have a zipper on your mouth? Because that's where your bull
    comes out of.

  20. #20
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: How to Grill Cheese

    blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:01:50 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
    >
    >> Lin wrote:
    >>> On Apr 9, 7:42 am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compst> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Like I said, it's over:
    >>>>
    >>>> http://www.tripsmarter.com/panamacit...sbcalendar.htm
    >>>
    >>> Sorry, but your little link isn't the be all and end all. Our county
    >>> is on Spring Break NOW as are the local colleges and universities.
    >>> Albeit, I think it's awfully late for Spring Break, and certainly not
    >>> what I grew up with, but I think they are rolling it into the Easter
    >>> weekend.

    >>
    >> As I've already said, it's mostly over except for a few places (mostly
    >> california). Of course a select few dumbasses will perk up and say "It's
    >> not over here!". It's like everything on usenet. If you even hint at an
    >> absolute statement, the 2% of exceptions will always bite while the other
    >> 98% remain quiet.
    >>

    >
    > how is that different from you saying 'it's over'?


    It's like Peach Season in Fredericksburg, TX. And everywhere else
    in the U.S. at the same moment.

    OK?

    -sw

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32