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    Andy Guest

    Default The GROSSest thirst quencher!

    The GROSSest thirst quencher!

    Start off guzzling a half liter of diet cola.

    Follow that with a few (say 12 oz) of bottled water.

    Then begin again with a maybe a half quart of grapefruit juice.

    Sit there in a Lay-Z-Boy for a time.

    Wait awhile.

    Then, when you begin to feel nauseous, as fast as you can, get down on
    your knees, and puke your guts out into the toilet!!!

    This has been an rfc public service announcement.

    Andy

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    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: The GROSSest thirst quencher!

    On Apr 24, 2:29*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > The GROSSest thirst quencher!
    >
    > Start off guzzling a half liter of diet cola.
    >
    > Follow that with a few (say 12 oz) of bottled water.
    >
    > Then begin again with a maybe a half quart of grapefruit juice.
    >
    > Sit there in a Lay-Z-Boy for a time.
    >
    > Wait awhile.
    >
    > Then, when you begin to feel nauseous, as fast as you can, get down on
    > your knees, and puke your guts out into the toilet!!!
    >
    > This has been an rfc public service announcement.
    >
    > Andy


    Another typical day in the life of Andy.

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    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: The GROSSest thirst quencher!

    On Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:29:53 -0500, Andy wrote:

    > The GROSSest thirst quencher!
    >
    > Start off guzzling a half liter of diet cola.
    >
    > Follow that with a few (say 12 oz) of bottled water.
    >
    > Then begin again with a maybe a half quart of grapefruit juice.
    >
    > Sit there in a Lay-Z-Boy for a time.
    >
    > Wait awhile.
    >
    > Then, when you begin to feel nauseous, as fast as you can, get down on
    > your knees, and puke your guts out into the toilet!!!
    >
    > This has been an rfc public service announcement.


    It's pancreatitis from drinking too much alcohol lately.

    C'mon - you've had this what.. twice now? This makes the third
    time. You know the symptoms by now, you're just in denial.

    -sw

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    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: The GROSSest thirst quencher!

    On Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:29:53 -0500, Andy wrote:

    > The GROSSest thirst quencher!
    >
    > Start off guzzling a half liter of diet cola.
    >
    > Follow that with a few (say 12 oz) of bottled water.
    >
    > Then begin again with a maybe a half quart of grapefruit juice.
    >
    > Sit there in a Lay-Z-Boy for a time.
    >
    > Wait awhile.
    >
    > Then, when you begin to feel nauseous, as fast as you can, get down on
    > your knees, and puke your guts out into the toilet!!!
    >
    > This has been an rfc public service announcement.
    >
    > Andy


    be sure to keep us posted, andy.

    blake

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