On The Golf Course

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals she
isn't wearing any panties. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough
housekeeping money to afford any," she replies. The Englishman
immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's 50 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no panties.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" her husband
demands. "I can't afford any on the money you give me," she replies.
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to place her ball on the tee.
The wind also takes her skirt over head to reveal that she, too, is
naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?" her husband demands. "You dinna give me enough money ta be
able ta affarrd any," she replies. The Scotsman reaches into his
pocket and says, "Well, fer the love o'Jasus 'n the sake of decency,
here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."