Thread: Glorious!

"Barney" wrote in message news:[email protected]..
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> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
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> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>


A commissioning editor for BBC Three / T4 will be calling you shortly.

"Barney" wrote in news:[email protected]:

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> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>
> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>

Please make sure that a Union flag is planted in it, flying at half mast..

Anyway, were you not aware that there are byelaws relating to turds
weighing more than 1 kg, (approx 2.2 lbs). These should be lowered by hand
into the pan, (and raised mechanically or by an act of God).

"Barney" wrote:

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> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>
> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.

!PLONK!

"Barney" wrote:
> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>
> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
yes post them now

<alan.holmes> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> "Barney" wrote:
>
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>> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>>
>> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>
> !PLONK!

Is that the sound his dump made?

Col

"Barney" wrote:
> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>
> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>
post them please For the Attention of:
"AC"
free.uk.tv.bigbrother
The ****ing internet. :-D

Col wrote:
> <alan.holmes> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>> "Barney" wrote:
>>
>>> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
>>>
>>> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>> !PLONK!
>
> Is that the sound his dump made?
>
> Col
>
>

i put ****ing bog roll in the ****ter so it dont ****ing splash my
arsehole :-D

ACmilan wrote:

> "Barney" wrote:
> > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the
> > ****ter.
> >
> > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
> >
> post them please For the Attention of:
> "AC"
> free.uk.tv.bigbrother
> The ****ing internet. :-D

And the impotent old pisshead Mike Reid of uk.food+drink.misc

Although I guess he'd prefer to see them from little Spanish boys or
June Hughes.

"Twat on a Brick" wrote:
> ACmilan wrote:
>
>> "Barney" wrote:
>>> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the
>>> ****ter.
>>>
>>> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
>>>
>> post them please For the Attention of:
>> "AC"
>> free.uk.tv.bigbrother
>> The ****ing internet. :-D
>
> And the impotent old pisshead Mike Reid of uk.food+drink.misc
>
> Although I guess he'd prefer to see them from little Spanish boys or
> June Hughes.
>

That ****ing sonofabitch :-D