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    Barney Guest

    Default Glorious!


    I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.

    If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.


  2. #2
    Light of Aria Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!


    "Barney" wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >
    > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >
    > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
    >



    A commissioning editor for BBC Three / T4 will be calling you shortly.




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    Eddie Furred Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    "Barney" wrote in news:[email protected]:

    >
    > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >
    > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
    >


    Please make sure that a Union flag is planted in it, flying at half mast..

    Anyway, were you not aware that there are byelaws relating to turds
    weighing more than 1 kg, (approx 2.2 lbs). These should be lowered by hand
    into the pan, (and raised mechanically or by an act of God).

  4. #4
    alan.holmes Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    "Barney" wrote:

    >
    > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >
    > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.


    !PLONK!

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    ACmilan Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    "Barney" wrote:
    > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >
    > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.

    yes post them now

  6. #6
    Col Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!


    <alan.holmes> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > "Barney" wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >>
    >> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.

    >
    > !PLONK!


    Is that the sound his dump made?

    Col



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    ACmilan Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    "Barney" wrote:
    > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >
    > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
    >

    post them please For the Attention of:
    "AC"
    free.uk.tv.bigbrother
    The ****ing internet. :-D


  8. #8
    ACmilan Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    Col wrote:
    > <alan.holmes> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >> "Barney" wrote:
    >>
    >>> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the ****ter.
    >>>
    >>> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.

    >> !PLONK!

    >
    > Is that the sound his dump made?
    >
    > Col
    >
    >


    i put ****ing bog roll in the ****ter so it dont ****ing splash my
    arsehole :-D

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    Twat on a Brick Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    ACmilan wrote:

    > "Barney" wrote:
    > > I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the
    > > ****ter.
    > >
    > > If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
    > >

    > post them please For the Attention of:
    > "AC"
    > free.uk.tv.bigbrother
    > The ****ing internet. :-D


    And the impotent old pisshead Mike Reid of uk.food+drink.misc

    Although I guess he'd prefer to see them from little Spanish boys or
    June Hughes.


  10. #10
    ACmilan Guest

    Default Re: Glorious!

    "Twat on a Brick" wrote:
    > ACmilan wrote:
    >
    >> "Barney" wrote:
    >>> I've just taken a truly massive dump that nearly blocked the
    >>> ****ter.
    >>>
    >>> If anyone requires any photos, just let me know.
    >>>

    >> post them please For the Attention of:
    >> "AC"
    >> free.uk.tv.bigbrother
    >> The ****ing internet. :-D

    >
    > And the impotent old pisshead Mike Reid of uk.food+drink.misc
    >
    > Although I guess he'd prefer to see them from little Spanish boys or
    > June Hughes.
    >


    That ****ing sonofabitch :-D

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