Thread: Elephant Steak Anyone?

On Jun 6, 6:34*pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Humor? *Depends on the point of view...


I used to hunt Elephant in the Rocky Mountains in Northern British
Columbia, Canada. There was a tribe of them what excaped from the
Milwaukee Zoo. They hoofed it on up into Northern Ontario, then
headed west. They're easy to catch. I use a 100# compound bow, and
shoot them in the heels. It takes a couple of days, but eventually
they slow down enough that I can come in close and cut their heart
out.
Don't even get me started on the baby harp seal hunt.

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<[email protected]>,
Portland <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Jun 6, 6:34*pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Humor? *Depends on the point of view...
>
>
> I used to hunt Elephant in the Rocky Mountains in Northern British
> Columbia, Canada. There was a tribe of them what excaped from the
> Milwaukee Zoo. They hoofed it on up into Northern Ontario, then
> headed west. They're easy to catch. I use a 100# compound bow, and
> shoot them in the heels. It takes a couple of days, but eventually
> they slow down enough that I can come in close and cut their heart
> out.
> Don't even get me started on the baby harp seal hunt.

Okay...
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On Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:59:09 -0500, Omelet <[email protected]> wrote:

>In article
><[email protected]>,
> Portland <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Jun 6, 6:34*pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Humor? *Depends on the point of view...
>>
>>
>> I used to hunt Elephant in the Rocky Mountains in Northern British
>> Columbia, Canada. There was a tribe of them what excaped from the
>> Milwaukee Zoo. They hoofed it on up into Northern Ontario, then
>> headed west. They're easy to catch. I use a 100# compound bow, and
>> shoot them in the heels. It takes a couple of days, but eventually
>> they slow down enough that I can come in close and cut their heart
>> out.
>> Don't even get me started on the baby harp seal hunt.


What about the alligators in Lake Manitoba?

On Jun 7, 4:47*pm, Stu <i...@foodforu.ca> wrote:
> On Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:59:09 -0500, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >In article
> ><ead2d38e-49fd-4424-9c2b-427798bb9...@28g2000yqu.googlegroups.com>,
> > Portland <railyardbl...@ymail.com> wrote:
>
> >> On Jun 6, 6:34 pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > Humor? Depends on the point of view...
>
> >> I used to hunt Elephant in the Rocky Mountains in Northern British
> >> Columbia, Canada. *There was a tribe of them what excaped from the
> >> Milwaukee Zoo. *They hoofed it on up into Northern Ontario, then
> >> headed west. *They're easy to catch. *I use a 100# compound bow, and
> >> shoot them in the heels. *It takes a couple of days, but eventually
> >> they slow down enough that I can come in close and cut their heart
> >> out.
> >> Don't even get me started on the baby harp seal hunt.
>
> What about the alligators in Lake Manitoba?

Technically they are Nile crocodiles and eat people as well as other
animals. They were brought over by a special interest group what
wanted to monitor their developmental abilities at latitudes far north
of what the crocs were used to. It turns out that they have adjusted
remarkably well, and if you can catch them, they are good eating.
They taste a lot like Louisiana swamp gator. Which of course tastes
like chicken.