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Thread: Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)

  1. #1
    Gregory Morrow Guest

    Default Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)

    So at the corner bar where I hang out one of the bartenders is moving away.
    This guy is a real DRIP, and he's done really creepy stuff, e.g. sleeping
    with guy's - and gal's! - girlfriends and then bragging about it, trying to
    snitch on fellow employees, etc... Plus which he has no personality and
    thus no following, the kind of person that you encounter and wonder, "WHY
    are they a bartender (or whatever...)...!!!???".. He's the type that makes
    you tired just looking at him...there he sits at the end of the bar
    engrossed in his crossword while the handful of his patrons on his shift
    yawn and stare off into space...

    IOW, "good riddance!" to this loser (literally, at the age of 40 he is
    moving back in with mommy and daddy...)...

    I was told that tomorrow there is a going - away cookout for him, to which
    news I made a face, and said, "WHY would I want to be there...". To which
    my friend (she is doing the cooking), said, "Hey, look at it this way, we'll
    make it a celebration for US in that we won't have to put up with his snarky
    ass anymore. We'll be celebrating our friendships and camaraderie with
    each other, and also the fact that we WON'T have to put up with his lameness
    anymore... And he's so DUMB that he won't even realize *why* we are so
    happy...he'll think it's all about him..".

    So today I'm merrily making a buch of food - tater salad, coleslaw, baked
    beans, etc. - for the cookout...everyone that doesn't like the d00d is
    making food to bring, too...

    Him leaving is a GREAT excuse for a party...

    The moral of the story: Look on the BRIGHT side, kids...turn matters around
    to YOUR advantage...smile and BE HAPPY...!!!

    :-)

    --
    Best
    Greg



  2. #2
    Lynn from Fargo Guest

    Default Re: Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)

    On Jun 13, 2:02*pm, "Gregory Morrow" <cccpc...@altelllimk.jp> wrote:
    > So at the corner bar where I hang out one of the bartenders is moving away..
    > This guy is a real DRIP, and he's done really creepy stuff, e.g. sleeping
    > with guy's - and gal's! - girlfriends and then bragging about it, trying to
    > snitch on fellow employees, etc... *Plus which he has no personality and
    > thus no following, the kind of person that you encounter and wonder, "WHY
    > are they a bartender (or whatever...)...!!!???".. *He's the type that makes
    > you tired just looking at him...there he sits at the end of the bar
    > engrossed in his crossword while the handful of his patrons on his shift
    > yawn and stare off into space...
    >
    > IOW, "good riddance!" to this loser (literally, at the age of 40 he is
    > moving back in with mommy and daddy...)...
    >
    > I was told that tomorrow there is a going - away cookout for him, to which
    > news I made a face, and said, "WHY would I want to be there...". *To which
    > my friend (she is doing the cooking), said, "Hey, look at it this way, we'll
    > make it a celebration for US in that we won't have to put up with his snarky
    > ass anymore. * We'll be celebrating our friendships and camaraderie with
    > each other, and also the fact that we WON'T have to put up with his lameness
    > anymore... *And he's so DUMB that he won't even realize *why* we are so
    > happy...he'll think it's all about him..".
    >
    > So today I'm merrily making a buch of food - tater salad, coleslaw, baked
    > beans, etc. - for the cookout...everyone that doesn't like the d00d is
    > making food to bring, too...
    >
    > Him leaving is a GREAT excuse for a party...
    >
    > The moral of the story: *Look on the BRIGHT side, kids...turn matters around
    > to YOUR advantage...smile and BE HAPPY...!!!
    >
    > :-)
    >
    > --
    > Best
    > Greg


    ============================================

    I could contribute a big bowl of my tomato and cuke salad . . .
    what time does the shindig start?

    Lynn in Fargo

  3. #3
    Lynn from Fargo Guest

    Default Re: Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)

    On Jun 13, 2:02*pm, "Gregory Morrow" <cccpc...@altelllimk.jp> wrote:
    > So at the corner bar where I hang out one of the bartenders is moving away..
    > This guy is a real DRIP, and he's done really creepy stuff, e.g. sleeping
    > with guy's - and gal's! - girlfriends and then bragging about it, trying to
    > snitch on fellow employees, etc... *Plus which he has no personality and
    > thus no following, the kind of person that you encounter and wonder, "WHY
    > are they a bartender (or whatever...)...!!!???".. *He's the type that makes
    > you tired just looking at him...there he sits at the end of the bar
    > engrossed in his crossword while the handful of his patrons on his shift
    > yawn and stare off into space...
    >
    > IOW, "good riddance!" to this loser (literally, at the age of 40 he is
    > moving back in with mommy and daddy...)...
    >
    > I was told that tomorrow there is a going - away cookout for him, to which
    > news I made a face, and said, "WHY would I want to be there...". *To which
    > my friend (she is doing the cooking), said, "Hey, look at it this way, we'll
    > make it a celebration for US in that we won't have to put up with his snarky
    > ass anymore. * We'll be celebrating our friendships and camaraderie with
    > each other, and also the fact that we WON'T have to put up with his lameness
    > anymore... *And he's so DUMB that he won't even realize *why* we are so
    > happy...he'll think it's all about him..".
    >
    > So today I'm merrily making a buch of food - tater salad, coleslaw, baked
    > beans, etc. - for the cookout...everyone that doesn't like the d00d is
    > making food to bring, too...
    >
    > Him leaving is a GREAT excuse for a party...
    >
    > The moral of the story: *Look on the BRIGHT side, kids...turn matters around
    > to YOUR advantage...smile and BE HAPPY...!!!
    >
    > :-)
    >
    > --
    > Best
    > Greg


    ============================================

    I could contribute a big bowl of my tomato and cuke salad . . .
    what time does the shindig start?

    Lynn in Fargo

  4. #4
    Cuthbert Thistlethwaite Guest

    Default Re: Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)



    > So today I'm merrily making a buch of food - tater salad, coleslaw, baked
    > beans, etc. - for the cookout...everyone that doesn't like the d00d is
    > making food to bring, too...


    And this going-away-good-riddance party is when and where?

  5. #5
    Cuthbert Thistlethwaite Guest

    Default Re: Dross Into Gold...aka "Another Fractured Fairy Tale" :-)



    > So today I'm merrily making a buch of food - tater salad, coleslaw, baked
    > beans, etc. - for the cookout...everyone that doesn't like the d00d is
    > making food to bring, too...


    And this going-away-good-riddance party is when and where?

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