Is going to be grilled t-bones (marinated o'night in the fridge with
EVOO and some spice rub), oven baked chips, and a crisp green salad.

Followed by a deep dish apple pie with a custard and crumble top, and
fresh hand whipped cream.

Peter Lucas

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.