Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Defective Olive

  1. #1
    larberry@chicago.com Guest

    Default Defective Olive

    I bought a jar of olives and one of the olives did not have a pimento
    in it. Should I return the jar to the store? That looks like a
    defective olive to me.


  2. #2
    Pennyaline Guest

    Default Re: Defective Olive

    On 10/25/2011 8:11 PM, larberry@chicago.com wrote:
    > I bought a jar of olives and one of the olives did not have a pimento
    > in it. Should I return the jar to the store? That looks like a
    > defective olive to me.
    >


    As olives do not grow with pimento inside, I would judge that the olive
    itself is just fine. The pimento may be defective. Or it may be at the
    bottom of the jar. Or it could be up your ass, where your head seems to be.

  3. #3
    Brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: Defective Olive

    Pennyaline wrote:
    >larberry@defective.bastard wrote:
    >> I bought a jar of olives and one of the olives did not have a pimento
    >> in it. Should I return the jar to the store? That looks like a
    >> defective olive to me.
    >>

    >
    >As olives do not grow with pimento inside, I would judge that the olive
    >itself is just fine. The pimento may be defective. Or it may be at the
    >bottom of the jar. Or it could be up your ass, where your head seems to be.


    Excellent! Kudos!

  4. #4
    Miche Guest

    Default Re: Defective Olive

    In article <hrqea7h7p1bn6jm5b6fdmibkg3ep7s9vb7@4ax.com>,
    larberry@chicago.com wrote:

    > I bought a jar of olives and one of the olives did not have a pimento
    > in it. Should I return the jar to the store? That looks like a
    > defective olive to me.


    Are you for real?

    Miche

    --
    Electricians do it in three phases

  5. #5
    sf Guest

    Default Re: Defective Olive

    On Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:00:19 +1300, Miche <micheinnz@gmail.com> wrote:

    > In article <hrqea7h7p1bn6jm5b6fdmibkg3ep7s9vb7@4ax.com>,
    > larberry@chicago.com wrote:
    >
    > > I bought a jar of olives and one of the olives did not have a pimento
    > > in it. Should I return the jar to the store? That looks like a
    > > defective olive to me.

    >
    > Are you for real?
    >

    No. It's a T-r-o-l-l.


    --
    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32