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    [email protected] Guest

    Default Death from bad cooking

    How many people die each year as a result of bad cooking?
    Some people cant even make toast without causing a fatality.
    I'm looking for some facts and data about this malady. The numbers must
    be staggering.

    And while these figures are being looked into, have *YOU* even caused a
    fatality as a result of your cooking? How many died? What was the
    cause and type of food?



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    notbob Guest

    Default Re: Death from bad cooking

    On 2012-12-20, [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Some people cant even make toast without causing a fatality.


    Death by toast?

    I know you jes died, cuz I jed KFd you! Toodles.....

    nb

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    l not -l Guest

    Default Re: Death from bad cooking


    On 20-Dec-2012, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Death by toast?


    Might be a good title for a book; obviously a mystery - maybe by the guy
    who wrote "Nibbled to Death by Ducks". 8-)
    --

    Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

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    Gary Guest

    Default Re: Death from bad cooking

    notbob wrote:
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    > On 2012-12-20, [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > Some people cant even make toast without causing a fatality.

    >
    > Death by toast?
    >
    > I know you jes died, cuz I jed KFd you! Toodles.....
    >
    > nb


    Toodles? are you so gay or something? Or are you Gidget?

    You have to admit, that was so stupid, it was kind of funny.

    I accidently killed some dinner guests with toast once. I just buried them
    out in the swamp to avoid legal hassles. No worries. They are on record as
    "missing persons" now.

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