Thread: dammit

On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:11:24 -0400, "Somebody" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>> 2012.
>>
>But if we don't kill them, they will kill us. Or overpopulate... so I've
>been told.

Cows, pigs, chicken, lambs?

--
John

"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:11:24 -0400, "Somebody" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected] ..
>>
>>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>>> 2012.
>>>
>>But if we don't kill them, they will kill us. Or overpopulate... so I've
>>been told.
>
> Cows, pigs, chicken, lambs?
>
> --
> John


They are the worst. They infiltrate by looking cute and docile, causing
most humans to let down their guard.

"Somebody" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:11:24 -0400, "Somebody" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected] ...
>>>
>>>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>>>> 2012.
>>>>
>>>But if we don't kill them, they will kill us. Or overpopulate... so
>>>I've
>>>been told.
>>
>> Cows, pigs, chicken, lambs?
>>
>> --
>> John
>
>
> They are the worst. They infiltrate by looking cute and docile, causing
> most humans to let down their guard.

I had nightmares about my grandma's chickens. I had my legs pecked more
than once trying to get their eggs.

"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
> 2012.
>
> --
> John



No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though, so
I'm glad animals are available.

Cheri

"Julie Bove" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I had nightmares about my grandma's chickens. I had my legs pecked more
> than once trying to get their eggs.

How would you feel if someone was trying to take your eggs!

On Sep 25, 12:52*am, "Julie Bove" <julieb...@frontier.com> wrote:
> Tommy Joe wrote:
> > On Sep 24, 8:29 pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Succotash isn't bad, in fact I like it.
>
> > * The ultimate competition is when the whole world is starving and
> > people who ordinarily would not touch a certain food will now fight to
> > death to get it.
>
> Soylent Green?

And the famous line was: "My God, it's people!"

On Sep 25, 6:10*am, "Somebody" <v...@glorious.com> wrote:
> "John John" <J...@invalid.net> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]..
>
> > You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
> > 2012.
>
> > John
>
> But if we don't kill them, they will kill us. *Or overpopulate... *soI've
> been told.

and just who told ya? Julie?

"Cheri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>
>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>> 2012.
>>
>> --
>> John
>
>
>
> No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though,
> so I'm glad animals are available.
>
> Cheri


What if your neighbor is very tasty?

I've heard people say they would never give up eating meat because it tastes
so good. Well, what if your neighbors taste good? What if you find
dolphins tasty, or chimpanzees? Or dogs... cats?

PETA -- People Eating Tasty Animals

Somebody wrote:
>
> "Julie Bove" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:k3sfp9$gj8$[email protected]..
>
> > I had nightmares about my grandma's chickens. I had my legs pecked more
> > than once trying to get their eggs.
>
> How would you feel if someone was trying to take your eggs!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Who cares?

On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:23:27 -0700, "Cheri" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]. .
>
>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>> 2012.
>
>No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though, so
>I'm glad animals are available.

True, but maybe the alternative isn't a neighbor but a lima bean.

--
John

"Chemo" <bhan[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Soylent Green?

And the famous line was: "My God, it's people!"

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I wonder why green?

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On Sep 25, 6:10 am, "Somebody" <v...@glorious.com> wrote:
> "John John" <J...@invalid.net> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]..
>
> > You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
> > 2012.
>
> > John
>
> But if we don't kill them, they will kill us. Or overpopulate... so I've
> been told.

and just who told ya? Julie?

---

people on the internet! And a few in RL.

"Gary" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> Somebody wrote:
>>
>> "Julie Bove" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:k3sfp9$gj8$[email protected]..
>>
>> > I had nightmares about my grandma's chickens. I had my legs pecked
>> > more
>> > than once trying to get their eggs.
>>
>> How would you feel if someone was trying to take your eggs!
>
>
> Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
> A: Who cares?


I thought the answer was "because it was there" since it is was an
Adventurer.

"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:23:27 -0700, "Cheri" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected] ..
>>
>>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>>> 2012.
>>
>>No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though,
>>so
>>I'm glad animals are available.
>
> True, but maybe the alternative isn't a neighbor but a lima bean.
>
> --
> John


I have an idea for a new Morningstar product line... For cannibals that
want to switch, but still want the same flavor.

On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:48:50 -0400, "Somebody" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]. .
>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:23:27 -0700, "Cheri" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected] ...
>>>
>>>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>>>> 2012.
>>>
>>>No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though,
>>>so
>>>I'm glad animals are available.
>>
>> True, but maybe the alternative isn't a neighbor but a lima bean.

>I have an idea for a new Morningstar product line... For cannibals that
>want to switch, but still want the same flavor.

It could be marketed with "I can't believe it's not neighbor!"

John

"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:48:50 -0400, "Somebody" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected] ..
>>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:23:27 -0700, "Cheri" <[email protected]>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>news:[email protected] m...
>>>>
>>>>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>>>>> 2012.
>>>>
>>>>No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though,
>>>>so
>>>>I'm glad animals are available.
>>>
>>> True, but maybe the alternative isn't a neighbor but a lima bean.
>
>>I have an idea for a new Morningstar product line... For cannibals that
>>want to switch, but still want the same flavor.
>
> It could be marketed with "I can't believe it's not neighbor!"
>
> John



Could also bring a line out for kids: Ewoks, Wookies, Teletubbies,
Shreks...

And for Sci-fi fans: Gorn, ET, ALF, Klingon, Soylent Green, Paku,
Sleestak...

"Cheri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> "John John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>
>> You have to admit it is a bit barbaric to kill and eat animals in
>> 2012.
>>
>> --
>> John
>
>
>
> No, it's not. It would be barbaric to kill and eat your neighbor though,
> so I'm glad animals are available.
>
> Cheri


You are going to be sorry when Cornelius the Cow and Zira the Cow begat
Caesar and he organizes the cows... And teaches them the golden calf rule:
Cow does not kill Cow. The sound of "moooo" will not be so cute when you
hear it en masse at your front door.

Somebody wrote:

> > Soylent Green?
>
> And the famous line was: "My God, it's people!"

> I wonder why green?

You're not really wondering. You could find out everything you want to
know about that movie with a single Google search.

On Sep 25, 1:39*am, Todd <T...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> So, take you kids to the farms, let them play with their
> food, let them eat their delicious produce next to
> their delicious lamp chops.



Play with the plants before plucking them from the ground. Have
the kids play with the animals. If a kid likes a certain lamb for
instance, his parents select that lamb for eating. But to cook a
whole lamb on the spot is a tough chore, so the parents take the kid
inside where a splattering of pictures of already dead animals from
when they were alive dot the walls. The child says, "That one, that
one looks the most like the lamb I thought was cutest." So after the
parents choose that lamb the chefs are then alerted to use only cuts
from that particular animal, no others. The kid is not told that the
petting zoo experience and the game of "which photo looks most like
the lamb you liked the most?" are used to determine which meat the kid
will be eating. With the veggies, no pics are needed - in the case of
veggies, as long as they are ripe they are plucked from the ground to
be eaten by the child who chooses it.

TJ