My ex had to go to the emergency room over the weekend. Intense pain,
throwing up. Thank goodness her friend Nat was there... turned out to be a
kidney stone.

Woman can get that?

Well, she does have a terrible diet. Girl would come home from the Kroger
with a dozen Diet Dr Peppers... And they'd be gone in a week!

I hope I die before I get a kidney stone. They say it's like giving birth,
but not the good kind.