Thread: Cows with guns

On Sep 1, 7:27*am, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share

***Chemo the Obnoxious Clown----Idiot at Large!

On Aug 31, 4:27*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share

That's Dana Lyons. He's a local guy made good. It's always been
one of my favorites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Lyons

On 2011-08-31, Chemo the Clown <[email protected]> wrote:

> Had to happen sooner or later.

Which? The cartoon, itself, or finding it unfunny and tedious about
60 secs in?

nb

On Sep 1, 7:14*am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
> On 2011-08-31, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> Which? *The cartoon, itself, or finding it unfunny and tedious about
> 60 secs in?
>
> nb

awwww.......did you not finish watching it? It's the puns, man.
It's punny and funny.

On 2011-09-01, ImStillMags <[email protected]> wrote:

> awwww.......did you not finish watching it? It's the puns, man.
> It's punny and funny.

I dung think so.

nb

On Aug 31, 6:27*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share

It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
udder. The people who create these things obviously have never been
exposed to agriculture in the raw.

N.

On Sep 1, 9:58*am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
> On 2011-09-01, ImStillMags <sitara8...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > awwww.......didyou not finish watching it? * *It's the puns, man.
> > It's punny and funny.
>
> I dung think so. *
>
> nb

Me, either. It's kindergarten-level humor at best.

N.

> On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 08:02:33 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2 wrote:
>
>> On Aug 31, 6:27 pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> Had to happen sooner or later.
>>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share
>>
>> It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
>> udder. The people who create these things obviously have never been
>> exposed to agriculture in the raw.

Cows are always females. At least they used to be unless they've changed the
meaning with all the *new-speak.* :-)

Cheri

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 05:48:22 -0700 (PDT), nurk_fred2000
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sep 1, 7:27*am, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Had to happen sooner or later.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share
>
>***Chemo the Obnoxious Clown----Idiot at Large!

Yeah, he's only about 9 years late in 'discovering' it.

'Nancy2[_2_ Wrote:
> ;1656317']On Aug 31, 6:27*pm, Chemo the Clown bhansen1...@yahoo.com
> wrote:-
> Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> 'Cows with guns - YouTube'
> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...eature=share)-
>
> It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
> udder. The people who create these things obviously have never been
> exposed to agriculture in the raw.
>
> N.

Sort of ubiquitous from the PETA crowd. Funny, though. In ways
unintended.

I know. Cows aren't supposed to eat corn. Why do they love it so?




--
Gorio

On Sat, 3 Sep 2011 05:05:21 +0000, Gorio
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>'Nancy2[_2_ Wrote:
>> ;1656317']On Aug 31, 6:27*pm, Chemo the Clown bhansen1...@yahoo.com
>> wrote:-
>> Had to happen sooner or later.
>>
>> 'Cows with guns - YouTube'
>> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...eature=share)-
>>
>> It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
>> udder. The people who create these things obviously have never been
>> exposed to agriculture in the raw.
>>
>> N.
>
>Sort of ubiquitous from the PETA crowd. Funny, though. In ways
>unintended.
>
>I know. Cows aren't supposed to eat corn. Why do they love it so?

Carbs, sweet sweet carbs.

On Sep 2, 10:05*pm, Gorio <Gorio.8a7a248.815...@foodbanter.com> wrote:
> 'Nancy2[_2_ Wrote:
>
> > ;1656317']On Aug 31, 6:27*pm, Chemo the Clown bhansen1...@yahoo.com
> > wrote:-
> > Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> > 'Cows with guns - YouTube'
> > (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...eature=share)-
>
> > It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
> > udder. *The people who create these things obviously have never been
> > exposed to agriculture in the raw.
>
> > N.
>
> Sort of ubiquitous from the PETA crowd. Funny, though. In ways
> unintended.


Well, since you guys don't know the history of the song or the person
who wrote it, it's understandable that you don't get the irony or the
humor....which is quite intended.

On 2011-09-03, ImStillMags <[email protected]> wrote:

> Well, since you guys don't know the history of the song or the person
> who wrote it, it's understandable that you don't get the irony or the
> humor....which is quite intended.

Sorry, but there must be "humor". And since we don't know the author,
as you seem to, how would we get the "irony"? C'mon, it was mildly
amusing for about 30 secs, but rapidly becomes tedious. As for the
"irony" ....does "right to bear arms" and "armed bears" ring a bell??
Hardly original or ironic. Can we move on?

nb

On Sep 3, 8:06*am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
> On 2011-09-03, ImStillMags <sitara8...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Well, since you guys don't know the history of the song or the person
> > who wrote it, it's understandable that you don't get the irony or the
> > humor....which is quite intended.
>
> Sorry, but there must be "humor". *And since we don't know the author,
> as you seem to, how would we get the "irony"? *C'mon, it was mildly
> amusing for about 30 secs, but rapidly becomes tedious. *As for the
> "irony" ....does "right to bear arms" and "armed bears" ring a bell??
> Hardly original or ironic. *Can we move on?
>
> nb *

to each his own.

On Sep 2, 7:36*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 08:02:33 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2 wrote:
> > On Aug 31, 6:27*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Had to happen sooner or later.
>
> >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbX...&feature=share
>
> > It just is unbelievable about the song "he" - a female cow with an
> > udder. *The people who create these things obviously have never been
> > exposed to agriculture in the raw.
>
> Maybe s/he was a bull born in a heifer's body?
>
> Anyway - this was already posted here a while ago. *Chemo has never
> had a worthwhile thought of his own.
>
> -sw

This coming from someone who wants to boycot bacon.....

Cheri wrote:
>
> Cows are always females.

Depends on your tradition.

Cow as either gender with female bossy, male bull, neutered ox or steer.

Cattle as either gender with female cow, male bull, neurtered ox or
steer.

"Doug Freyburger" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:j45sf4$kc8$[email protected]..
> Cheri wrote:
>>
>> Cows are always females.
>
> Depends on your tradition.
>
> Cow as either gender with female bossy, male bull, neutered ox or steer.
>
> Cattle as either gender with female cow, male bull, neurtered ox or
> steer.

Cows are *always* females where I come from. YMMV

Cheri

On Tue, 6 Sep 2011 12:48:18 -0700, "Cheri" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"Doug Freyburger" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:j45sf4$kc8$[email protected]..
>> Cheri wrote:
>>>
>>> Cows are always females.
>>
>> Depends on your tradition.
>>
>> Cow as either gender with female bossy, male bull, neutered ox or steer.
>>
>> Cattle as either gender with female cow, male bull, neurtered ox or
>> steer.
>
>Cows are *always* females where I come from. YMMV

If they have teats and a uterus they're cows...Doug is obviously
queer... figures someone named Fry Burger would be a gay blade.