Thread: Costco Item #0536022 - Japanese Kewpie Salad Dressing

On Jul 13, 11:02*am, "Anna" <anna@no_thanks.com> wrote:
> The following URL ...http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-in-kewpie-dre...
> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?

There's always a chance.

Anna wrote:
>
> The following URL ...
> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?

I believe I've seen that product at Asian food stores
in the south bay area. Of course, it was in a small
container that would be more expensive than buying
a gallon of it at Costco.

On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:

> The following URL ...
> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?

All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.

-sw

In article <qpi79xxk765p$.[email protected]>,
Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>>
>> The following URL ...
>> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
>> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
>> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
>> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>
>All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
>like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
>bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.

Two questions:

* How do you know what a breast implant feels like?

* What makes you think that a significant number of your readers knows
what it feels like?
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On 13 Jul 2010 12:56:36 -0700, Aahz Maruch wrote:

> In article <qpi79xxk765p$.[email protected]>,
> Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
>>On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>>>
>>> The following URL ...
>>> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
>>> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
>>> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
>>> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>>
>>All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
>>like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
>>bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
>
> Two questions:
>
> * How do you know what a breast implant feels like?
>
> * What makes you think that a significant number of your readers knows
> what it feels like?

One statement:

What a bunch of stupid questions.

Only a devout homosexual couldn't even imagine what a breast
implant would feel like.

-sw

On Jul 13, 12:56*pm, a...@pobox.com (Aahz Maruch) wrote:
> In article <qpi79xxk765p$....@sqwertz.com>,
>
> Sqwertz *<swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> >On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>
> >> The following URL ...
> >>http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-in-kewpie-dre....
> >> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> >> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> >> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>
> >All Asian markets will have it. *It comes in a bottle that feels
> >like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). *Red cap, clear
> >bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
>
> Two questions:
>
> * How do you know what a breast implant feels like?
>
> * What makes you think that a significant number of your readers knows
> what it feels like?

Just as a member of the Turtle Club can assume that each of his
fellows owns -- and is willing to wager -- a donkey with a pleasing
temperament, so can sqwertz assume that each reader of ba.f and rfc is
a plastic surgeon.

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>
>> The following URL ...
>> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
>> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
>> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
>> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>
> All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
> like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
> bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
>
> -sw

That's the Kewpie mayonnaise. I think she is looking for a
particular dressing.

http://www.amazon.com/Kewpie-Deep-Ro.../dp/B002U4OV6I

I have never seen it in Costco on the east coast. I have never
looked for it either though.

Tracy

On Jul 13, 1:04*pm, spamtrap1888 <spamtrap1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 13, 12:56*pm, a...@pobox.com (Aahz Maruch) wrote:
>
>
>
> > In article <qpi79xxk765p$....@sqwertz.com>,
>
> > Sqwertz *<swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> > >On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>
> > >> The following URL ...
> > >>http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-in-kewpie-dre....
> > >> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> > >> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> > >> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>
> > >All Asian markets will have it. *It comes in a bottle that feels
> > >like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). *Red cap, clear
> > >bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
>
> > Two questions:
>
> > * How do you know what a breast implant feels like?
>
> > * What makes you think that a significant number of your readers knows
> > what it feels like?
>
> Just as a member of the Turtle Club can assume that each of his
> fellows owns -- and is willing to wager -- a donkey with a pleasing
> temperament, so can sqwertz assume that each reader of ba.f and rfc is
> a plastic surgeon.

Skwertsy know everything...you know that!

On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:08:58 -0400, Tracy wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
>>
>>> The following URL ...
>>> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
>>> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
>>> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
>>> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
>>
>> All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
>> like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
>> bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
>
> That's the Kewpie mayonnaise. I think she is looking for a
> particular dressing.
>
> http://www.amazon.com/Kewpie-Deep-Ro.../dp/B002U4OV6I

Ahh, OK. I thought maybe their mayo may also be called dressing
similar to how Miracle Whip is often considered mayo (and is
called Dressing).

> I have never seen it in Costco on the east coast. I have never
> looked for it either though.

Let me know if you see and it and if it feels like a breast
implant!

This bottle looks familiar as well, but I've never connected it
with the Kewpie brand. I'd still bet it's available at some Asian
markets. Trying emailing 99 Ranch 99.

-sw

On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:09:46 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> Skwertsy know everything...you know that!

I know you don't have Cancer, you lying sack of ****. I can have
Om look it up if you want...

-sw

sw:
> It comes in a bottle that feels like a breast implant
> (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap,

Mushy? Check.

Red cap? Check.


anna:
> a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing

Is there a Ranch 99 near you? Or other Asian supermarket.

You might find it there.

"Tracy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>
> Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:02:41 -0700, Anna wrote:
> >
> >> The following URL ...
> >>
http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
> >> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> >> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> >> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?
> >
> > All Asian markets will have it. It comes in a bottle that feels
> > like a breast implant (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap, clear
> > bottle, often with a saran or netted wrapping.
> >
> > -sw
>
> That's the Kewpie mayonnaise. I think she is looking for a
> particular dressing.
>
> http://www.amazon.com/Kewpie-Deep-Ro.../dp/B002U4OV6I
>
> I have never seen it in Costco on the east coast. I have never
> looked for it either though.
>
> Tracy


Thanks, I'll try looking for the dressing in a Japanese market.

On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:37:51 -0700, who wrote:

> sw:
>> It comes in a bottle that feels like a breast implant
>> (very thin, mushy plastic). Red cap,
>
> Mushy? Check.
>
> Red cap? Check.

It almost fells like a thin rubber bottle of some sort. kinda
like a ... [drum roll] ... breast implant.

> Is there a Ranch 99 near you? Or other Asian supermarket.

The name of the store is "99 Ranch". Which is why it's always
best to just call it "99 Ranch 99". Why "99"? "Because 100 would
be too perfect".

Are there really that many folks who haven't fondled a raw breast
implant? We had a couple samples of them in High School. So many
of them had top be replaced there was a surplus of them.

-sw

Anna wrote:
>
> The following URL ...
> http://mashia-freshcook.blogspot.com...-dressing.html
> mentions a Japanese Kewpie salad dressing that
> Costco locations in other countries stock/carry.
> Any chance of Costco locations in SF Bay Area carrying this item?

If not, Kewpie mayonnaise in the squeeze bottle is normally to be found
at any shop that stocks Japanese groceries.

Our local big box place had Chinese-style sausage (lap cheong, la chang,
lap xeong) on the shelves. No idea how well it is selling though.

On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:20:35 -0600, Arri London wrote:

> Our local big box place had Chinese-style sausage (lap cheong, la chang,
> lap xeong) on the shelves. No idea how well it is selling though.

Other than the Americanized potstickers and egg rolls, Austin
CostCo's don't have any Asian goods at all. Except big boxes of
peanut oil, if you consider that Asian. I guess they also have
5lb bags of frozen "Stir Fry Vegetables", but you won't see those
used in any respectable Chinese restaurant.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:20:35 -0600, Arri London wrote:
>
> > Our local big box place had Chinese-style sausage (lap cheong, la chang,
> > lap xeong) on the shelves. No idea how well it is selling though.
>
> Other than the Americanized potstickers and egg rolls, Austin
> CostCo's don't have any Asian goods at all. Except big boxes of
> peanut oil, if you consider that Asian. I guess they also have
> 5lb bags of frozen "Stir Fry Vegetables", but you won't see those
> used in any respectable Chinese restaurant.
>
> -sw

Both our big box places sell the Korean-style instant noodles, soy
sauce, teriyaki sauce, frozen pot stickers and spring/egg rolls plus the
peanut oil. There might be other things but haven't looked for them. The
sausages cost more than I pay at the Asian supermarkets, so not
interested.