Thread: Comedy: The vegetarian and the carnivore.

Comedy: The vegetarian and the carnivore.

Just heard Harlan Williams doing standup...

I went out to eat at a restaurant with my friend for dinner.

Larry ordered a big leafy salad.

I ordered a big juicy steak.

Larry said, you should be a vegetarian like me! You'll be healthier and
you'll live longer!

I picked up my steak and wiped Larry across the face a couple times with it
and said, THIS used to be a vegetarian!!!