Bought a bottle of the Smack My Ass and Call Me Cindy ('cept on our bottles
it's 'arse') for my mate for his birthday yesterday.

Going to get him the Blurter Hurter next ;-)

Peter Lucas

A good friend would drive 30 miles at 2:00 am to bail you out of jail.
A best friend, however, would be sitting in the cell next to you saying
"Man, that was f******n Awesome!"