Thread: Can you please, please help me?

<Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
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> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.

I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!

>
>

alan.holmes wrote:

>
> <Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> >
> > I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>
> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>

Shame I was hoping you'd bugger off, you crossposting freak.

--
It wasn't me, I was in bed, at the movies...with my mates all night

alan.holmes wrote
> <Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>
> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>
>>
>
>
>

Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?

--

Chris

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

"mower man" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> alan.holmes wrote
>> <Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>>
>> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
> other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?

Only with women!


>
> --
>
> Chris
>
> I am not young enough to know everything.
> Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

alan.holmes wrote
> "mower man" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
> > alan.holmes wrote
> >> <Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> >>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
> >>
> >> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> > Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
> > other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>
> Only with women!
>

Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
person sitting on the can in the next stall.

It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing. And
one day came up with a Senator!

They caught a big one!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007...usted_in_toile
t.htm

On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
> alan.holmes wrote
>
>
>
> > "mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]. .
> > > alan.holmes wrote
> > >> <Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
> > >>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>
> > >> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>
> > > Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
> > > other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>
> > Only with women!
>
> Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
> person sitting on the can in the next stall.
>
> It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing.*And
> one day came up with a Senator!
>
> They caught a big one!
>
> http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007...senator_busted...
> t.htm

Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
**** next door thankyou very much :-p

Mike P

Mike P wrote:
> On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
>> alan.holmes wrote
>>
>>
>>
>>> "mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]..
>>>> alan.holmes wrote
>>>>> <Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
>>>>>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>>>>> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>>>> Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
>>>> other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>>> Only with women!
>> Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of the
>> person sitting on the can in the next stall.
>>
>> It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing. And
>> one day came up with a Senator!
>>
>> They caught a big one!
>>
>> http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007...senator_busted...
>> t.htm
>
> Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
> just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
> **** next door thankyou very much :-p
>
> Mike P

That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
hole through one of those walls...

--
forty

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like
to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:46:02 -0400, forty whimpered:

> Mike P wrote:
>> On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
>>> alan.holmes wrote
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> "mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]..
>>>>> alan.holmes wrote
>>>>>> <Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
>>>>>>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>>>>>> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>>>>> Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public
>>>>> toilets other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>>>> Only with women!
>>> Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot
>>> of the person sitting on the can in the next stall.
>>>
>>> It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are
>>> fishing. And one day came up with a Senator!
>>>
>>> They caught a big one!
>>>
>>> http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/
senator_busted...
>>> t.htm
>>
>> Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
>> just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
>> **** next door thankyou very much :-p
>>
>> Mike P
>
> That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
> hole through one of those walls...

I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to the
gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had forgot to
finish building the stalls... weird.

Mike P

Mike P wrote
> >> Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
> >> just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
> >> **** next door thankyou very much :-p
> >>
> >> Mike P
> >
> > That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a glory
> > hole through one of those walls...
>
> I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to the
> gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had forgot to
> finish building the stalls... weird.
>
>

I was up a Mosport last year for the ALMS, and one of the girls dropped her
camera into the "Port a Potty".

That's everyone's worst nightmare.

So we managed to fish it out.

Washed it off, and it worked!


God is a racing fan.

Berf wrote:

> Mike P wrote
> > >> Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall
> > is >> just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person
> > having a >> **** next door thankyou very much :-p
> > >>
> > >> Mike P
> > >
> > > That's not too bad, at least in comparison to when someone cuts a
> > > glory hole through one of those walls...
> >
> > I'll grant you that one. I just found it very weird when I went to
> > the gents in our offices in Pittsburgh, it was like someone had
> > forgot to finish building the stalls... weird.
> >
> >
>
> I was up a Mosport last year for the ALMS, and one of the girls
> dropped her camera into the "Port a Potty".
>
> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>

Those with dentures might disagree.

> So we managed to fish it out.
>
> Washed it off, and it worked!
>
>
> God is a racing fan.



--
Bigbird
#

Bigbird wrote
> >
> > That's everyone's worst nightmare.
> >
>
> Those with dentures might disagree.
>

Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.

Yet, I still have my own teeth!

"Mike P" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On 10 July, 15:02, Berf <be...@live.ca> wrote:
> alan.holmes wrote
>
>
>
> > "mower man" <nos...@f2s.com> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]. .
> > > alan.holmes wrote
> > >> <Mary Mayo> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
> > >>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>
> > >> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>
> > > Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public toilets
> > > other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>
> > Only with women!
>
> Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot of
> the
> person sitting on the can in the next stall.
>
> It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are fishing.
> And
> one day came up with a Senator!
>
> They caught a big one!
>
> http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007...senator_busted...
> t.htm

Your toilets are spooky. That half-length wall to the next stall is
just not right !! I don't want to see the legs of the person having a
**** next door thankyou very much :-p

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In "less safe" places they don't have doors, and sometimes not even any
walls.

tim


Mike P

Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
> alan.holmes wrote
>> "mower man" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]..
>>> alan.holmes wrote
>>>> <Mary Mayo> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>>>>> I'd like to be buggered in a public toilet.
>>>>
>>>> I'd love to help, but I don't do buggery!
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Which however seems to imply that you do *something* in public
>>> toilets other than the usual excretion, defecation, etc.?
>>
>> Only with women!
>>
>
> Just don't sit in a public toilet in a US airport and nudge the foot
> of the person sitting on the can in the next stall.
>
> It appears that the US police "pretend" to be having a dump, are
> fishing. And one day came up with a Senator!
>
> They caught a big one!
>
> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/08282007/news/nationalnews/senator_busted_in_toilet.htm>

LOL, 'Boston Legal' did a really funny episode about this. Hard to believe,
in the US they pay cops to s(h)it on public toilets and arrest anyone who
happens to tap their feet. Crrraaazy!
--
Shaun.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.

Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
> Bigbird wrote
>>>
>>> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>>>
>>
>> Those with dentures might disagree.
>>
>
> Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
>
> Yet, I still have my own teeth!

Where do you kep them? <g>
--
Shaun.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.

"~misfit~" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
news:h3ja31$rng$[email protected]..
> Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
>> Bigbird wrote
>>>>
>>>> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Those with dentures might disagree.
>>>
>>
>> Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
>>
>> Yet, I still have my own teeth!
>
> Where do you kep them? <g>
> --
> Shaun.
>
> "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and
> he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.
>

Uh - oh, scRunge is back from his hols...

So which krappy holiday venue did you infest this time, dear scRunge - North
Korea...Albania...Trans - Dniester...or...???

We were fervently hoping that he was aboard the rattletrap Iranian Russian -
amde Tupolev TU - 154M airliner that crashed in Armenia...

:-)


--
Best
Greg



Runge16 wrote:
> "~misfit~" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
> news:h3ja31$rng$[email protected]..
>> Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
>>> Bigbird wrote
>>>>>
>>>>> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Those with dentures might disagree.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
>>>
>>> Yet, I still have my own teeth!
>>
>> Where do you kep them? <g>
>> --
>> Shaun.
>>
>> "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire
>> and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.

Somewhere on teh intarwebs Runge16 wrote:

SFA other than to add some cryptic, dare I say schizoid, text into the
subject...

?
--
Shaun.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll
be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.

> "~misfit~" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
> news:h3ja31$rng$[email protected]..
>> Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
>>> Bigbird wrote
>>>>>
>>>>> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Those with dentures might disagree.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
>>>
>>> Yet, I still have my own teeth!
>>
>> Where do you kep them? <g>
>> --
>> Shaun.
>>
>> "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire
>> and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.

There is no crappy destination, morrow, except in your sick head.
Except maybe the poor white man's ghetto you infest.


"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
news:[email protected] m...
> Uh - oh, scRunge is back from his hols...
>
> So which krappy holiday venue did you infest this time, dear scRunge -
> North
> Korea...Albania...Trans - Dniester...or...???
>
> We were fervently hoping that he was aboard the rattletrap Iranian
> Russian -
> amde Tupolev TU - 154M airliner that crashed in Armenia...
>
> :-)
>
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
>
>
> Runge16 wrote:
>> "~misfit~" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
>> news:h3ja31$rng$[email protected]..
>>> Somewhere on teh intarwebs Berf wrote:
>>>> Bigbird wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's everyone's worst nightmare.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Those with dentures might disagree.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bigbird, I have played ice hockey for most of my life.
>>>>
>>>> Yet, I still have my own teeth!
>>>
>>> Where do you kep them? <g>
>>> --
>>> Shaun.
>>>
>>> "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire
>>> and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchet, 'Jingo'.
>
>

>> "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and
>> he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett, 'Jingo'.
>>


I always thought it was Robert S. McNamara who said that ;-)

Best regards,
Bob