Thread: bummer Santa

"modom (palindrome guy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
> It really depressed me.
>
> OB Santa: Santa is an anagram of Satan.
> OB Food: We had duck confit pizza for dinner tonight. It cheered me
> up again after the sucky Santa.
> --

Bloody hell, seeing that santa would depress me too.

Stella

"modom (palindrome guy)" <[email protected]> wrote:

> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
> It really depressed me.

What are you talking about? That's a great price for peanut oil!

-sw

modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg

I take it the costume is for sale?

nancy

modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
message news[email protected]..
> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg

Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!

The Ranger

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:23:32 -0500, "Nancy Young"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
>I take it the costume is for sale?
>
Tragically, no. The hobo Santa was presented as a decoration.
--

modom

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>message news[email protected]..
>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
>Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>
Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during hard times,
firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the kids Santa just
killed himself?

--

modom

Sod the Santa, does Duck confit really belong on a pizza ? If so should
it be thin 'n crispy or deep-pan ?

What is the worst thing you could add to pizza, Heinz baked beans ?

Steve

modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
> It really depressed me.
>
> OB Santa: Santa is an anagram of Satan.
> OB Food: We had duck confit pizza for dinner tonight. It cheered me
> up again after the sucky Santa.
> --
>
> modom

modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:23:32 -0500, "Nancy Young"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>
>> I take it the costume is for sale?
>>
> Tragically, no. The hobo Santa was presented as a decoration.

Geez, that's pretty lame. Not a cheap costume, either,
by the looks of it.

nancy

modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
> It really depressed me.

There's the suit. So where is Santa...

Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene
at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

"Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters
and here he comes -- runnin' through the pole beans, through
the fruits 'n' vegetables, nekkid as a jaybird.
I hollered over t' Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"
But it was too late..."

* * *
Bob

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:01:08 -0600, zxcvbob <[email protected]>
wrote:

>modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>
>> It really depressed me.
>
>There's the suit. So where is Santa...
>
>Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene
>at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.
>Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
>
>"Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters
>and here he comes -- runnin' through the pole beans, through
>the fruits 'n' vegetables, nekkid as a jaybird.
>I hollered over t' Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"
>But it was too late..."
>
That was too funny.
--

modom

"Stella" <[email protected]> wrote in news:gFq1l.2060$cu.1225@news-
server.bigpond.net.au:

>
> "modom (palindrome guy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news[email protected]..
>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>
>> It really depressed me.
>>
>> OB Santa: Santa is an anagram of Satan.
>> OB Food: We had duck confit pizza for dinner tonight. It cheered me
>> up again after the sucky Santa.
>> --
>
> Bloody hell, seeing that santa would depress me too.
>
> Stella
>
>
>


Hey!! Midgets need a Santa too!!!



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell
peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the
dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an
ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous

"modom (palindrome guy)" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>message news[email protected]..
>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>
>>Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>
> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during hard times,
> firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the kids Santa just
> killed himself?
>
> --
>
> modom
>


LOL!! Got a funny story on that one :-)

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers
nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a
stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad
drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:46:48 +0100, Steve Y <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Sod the Santa, does Duck confit really belong on a pizza ? If so should
>it be thin 'n crispy or deep-pan ?
>
A perverter of pizzas and defiler of ducks I may be, but I could never
-- never -- sod Santa.

Thin crust with caramelized onions and lightly applied mozzarella. The
duck was fried in its own fat and drained prior to its pizzafication.
It most likely doesn't belong there, but I lost my copy of the pizza
rule book and so lost my way as well.

>What is the worst thing you could add to pizza, Heinz baked beans ?
>
Can you see why we ate our pizza without your company?
--

modom

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:41:40 -0600, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>message news[email protected]..
>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>
>>Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>
> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during hard times,
> firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the kids Santa just
> killed himself?

that's who i remember as the source.

your pal,
blake

blake wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:18:49 GMT:

>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> message news[email protected]..
>>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>>
>>> Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>>
>> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during
>> hard times, firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the
>> kids Santa just killed himself?

> that's who i remember as the source.

Did you ever hear Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby", one of the sexiest
things ever?

--

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

Email, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not

On Tue 16 Dec 2008 03:05:05p, James Silverton told us...

> blake wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:18:49 GMT:
>
>>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> message news[email protected]..
>>>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>>>
>>> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during
>>> hard times, firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the
>>> kids Santa just killed himself?
>
>> that's who i remember as the source.
>
> Did you ever hear Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby", one of the sexiest
> things ever?
>

Yes, it was. I've always like Eartha Kitt's singing. I like many of her
recordings from the 1960s-1970s.

--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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Wayne wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:08:36 GMT:

>> blake wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:18:49 GMT:
>>
>>>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> message news[email protected]..
>>>>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>>>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>>>>
>>>> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during
>>>> hard times, firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling
>>>> the kids Santa just killed himself?
>>
>>> that's who i remember as the source.
>>
>> Did you ever hear Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby", one of
>> the sexiest things ever?
>>
> Yes, it was. I've always like Eartha Kitt's singing. I like
> many of her recordings from the 1960s-1970s.

I still remember her contribution to the movie "New Faces". I was a
teenager beat for a movie to see but it was a revelation!

--

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

Email, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not

On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:18:49 GMT, blake murphy
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:41:40 -0600, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>message news[email protected]..
>>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>>
>>>Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>>
>> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during hard times,
>> firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling the kids Santa just
>> killed himself?
>
>that's who i remember as the source.
>
Ever hear the Tome Waits song "Red Shoes"? It has one of the most
depressing lines in all of pop music: "Santa Claus is drunk..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERq521fdxow
--

modom

On Tue 16 Dec 2008 03:33:43p, James Silverton told us...

> Wayne wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:08:36 GMT:
>
>>> blake wrote on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:18:49 GMT:
>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:36 -0800, "The Ranger"
>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> modom (palindrome guy) <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> message news[email protected]..
>>>>>>> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
>>>>>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Man! The recession is hitting everyone this time!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Wasn't it Redd Foxx who told the story of his dad, during
>>>>> hard times, firing a shotgun out in the alley and telling
>>>>> the kids Santa just killed himself?
>>>
>>>> that's who i remember as the source.
>>>
>>> Did you ever hear Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby", one of
>>> the sexiest things ever?
>>>
>> Yes, it was. I've always like Eartha Kitt's singing. I like
>> many of her recordings from the 1960s-1970s.
>
> I still remember her contribution to the movie "New Faces". I was a
> teenager beat for a movie to see but it was a revelation!
>

I remember hearing "Santa Baby" on the radio and liking it, but I was just
a kid at the time. I appreciated it even more later. "New Faces" was made
in 1954 when I was nine years old, but I have seen it several times since,
beginning when it was run at an art film house when I was around 18.

--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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