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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default Breakfast conversation?

    Breakfast conversation?

    Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
    if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.

    Andy

  2. #2
    beth thomas Guest

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    Why are you up so early?
    And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    dinner....


    "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > Breakfast conversation?
    >
    > Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea.
    > And
    > if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
    >
    > Andy




  3. #3
    Andy Guest

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    beth thomas said...

    > Why are you up so early?
    > And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    > dinner....



    GONG!

    The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference channel.

    ,...JILL?!!!!!!!

    http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html

    Andy

  4. #4
    Andy Guest

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    Andy said...

    > beth thomas said...
    >
    >> Why are you up so early?
    >> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >> dinner....



    Beth,

    I'm always up this early!

    AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND STUFF!

    Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.

    Have mercy?

    Andy BUM!!!

  5. #5
    beth thomas Guest

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    "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > Andy said...
    >
    >> beth thomas said...
    >>
    >>> Why are you up so early?
    >>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>> dinner....

    >
    >
    > Beth,
    >
    > I'm always up this early!
    >
    > AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND STUFF!
    >
    > Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
    >
    > Have mercy?
    >
    > Andy BUM!!!


    Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical emergencies
    and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical emergency if I did not
    have coffee, but all is well. I do have to travel 2 hours away with a car
    full of middle school cheerleaders to a competition, however, so I do not
    preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair emergency, or a texting emergency, or
    some sort of sparkle emergency.
    If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
    emergency!!!!



  6. #6
    Andy Guest

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    beth thomas said...

    >
    > "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >> Andy said...
    >>
    >>> beth thomas said...
    >>>
    >>>> Why are you up so early?
    >>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>>> dinner....

    >>
    >>
    >> Beth,
    >>
    >> I'm always up this early!
    >>
    >> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND
    >> STUFF!
    >>
    >> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
    >>
    >> Have mercy?
    >>
    >> Andy BUM!!!

    >
    > Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
    > emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
    > emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
    > travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
    > competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
    > emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
    > If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
    > emergency!!!!



    Beth,

    Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
    sound that way? <G>

    Best,

    Andy

  7. #7
    [email protected] Guest

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    Andy,the secret word is "please".

    BIDDEN OR UNBIDDEN,GOD IS PRESENT.
    JUNG


  8. #8
    Andy Guest

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    > Andy,the secret word is "please".

    "Please" is the first or last spoken kind word.

    No secret!

    Andy

  9. #9
    jmcquown Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    > beth thomas said...
    >
    >> Why are you up so early?
    >> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >> dinner....

    >
    >
    > GONG!
    >
    > The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
    > channel.
    >
    > ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
    >
    > http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
    >
    > Andy



    Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's staying
    in a hotel) so no time to chat.

    Jill


  10. #10
    jmcquown Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    > beth thomas said...
    >
    >>
    >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> Andy said...
    >>>
    >>>> beth thomas said...
    >>>>
    >>>>> Why are you up so early?
    >>>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>>>> dinner....
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> I'm always up this early!
    >>>

    >>
    >> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
    >> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
    >> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
    >> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to
    >> a competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps
    >> a hair emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle
    >> emergency. If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home,
    >> THAT will be an emergency!!!!

    >
    >
    > Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
    > sound that way? <G>
    >


    Those "women" are teenage girls going to a cheerleading competition. Of
    *course* there will be an emergency! LOL

    Jill


  11. #11
    Andy Guest

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    jmcquown said...

    > Andy wrote:
    >> beth thomas said...
    >>
    >>> Why are you up so early?
    >>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>> dinner....

    >>
    >>
    >> GONG!
    >>
    >> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
    >> channel.
    >>
    >> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
    >>
    >> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
    >>
    >> Andy

    >
    >
    > Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's

    staying
    > in a hotel) so no time to chat.
    >
    > Jill



    Jill,

    Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex cuisine,
    OK?!?

    Andy

  12. #12
    jmcquown Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    > jmcquown said...
    >
    >>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
    >>> channel.
    >>>
    >>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
    >>>
    >>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
    >>>
    >>> Andy

    >>
    >>
    >> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
    >> staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
    >>

    >
    > Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex
    > cuisine, OK?!?
    >
    > Andy



    Heh, that restaurant was *his* idea; I know of a much better one. And I'm
    not in NC so showing him NC BBQ would be difficult, at best Actually,
    we're busy doing other stuff. Going out to eat was a one-time deal for this
    trip. He's leaving early tomorrow.

    Jill

    Jill


  13. #13
    Andy Guest

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    jmcquown said...

    > Andy wrote:
    >> jmcquown said...
    >>
    >>>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
    >>>> channel.
    >>>>
    >>>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
    >>>>
    >>>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
    >>>>
    >>>> Andy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
    >>> staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex
    >> cuisine, OK?!?
    >>
    >> Andy

    >
    >
    > Heh, that restaurant was *his* idea; I know of a much better one. And
    > I'm not in NC so showing him NC BBQ would be difficult, at best
    > Actually, we're busy doing other stuff. Going out to eat was a one-time
    > deal for this trip. He's leaving early tomorrow.
    >
    > Jill



    Jill,

    Dammit... NCians/SCians? Why can't I get that straight??? <VBG>

    Best,

    Andy
    I swear, if I didn't have my head screwed on tight... ...or maybe? <G>
    <smootch>

  14. #14
    Gloria P Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    > Breakfast conversation?
    >
    > Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
    > if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
    >
    > Andy



    Is it "Obesity" or "Heart Attack"?

    gloria p

  15. #15
    Gloria P Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    > beth thomas said...
    >


    >> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
    >> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
    >> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
    >> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
    >> competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
    >> emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
    >> If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
    >> emergency!!!!

    >
    >
    > Beth,
    >
    > Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
    > sound that way? <G>
    >
    > Best,
    >
    > Andy


    Women? No. Teenage girls? You betcha.

    gloria p

  16. #16
    Omelet Guest

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    In article <[email protected]>, Andy <q> wrote:

    > Breakfast conversation?
    >
    > Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
    > if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
    >
    > Andy


    One word.

    Yahtzee.
    --
    Peace! Om

    "He who has the gold makes the rules"
    --Om

    "He who has the guns can get the gold."
    -- Steve Rothstein

  17. #17
    beth thomas Guest

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    "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > beth thomas said...
    >
    >>
    >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >>> Andy said...
    >>>
    >>>> beth thomas said...
    >>>>
    >>>>> Why are you up so early?
    >>>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>>>> dinner....
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Beth,
    >>>
    >>> I'm always up this early!
    >>>
    >>> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND
    >>> STUFF!
    >>>
    >>> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
    >>>
    >>> Have mercy?
    >>>
    >>> Andy BUM!!!

    >>
    >> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
    >> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
    >> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
    >> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
    >> competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
    >> emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
    >> If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
    >> emergency!!!!

    >
    >
    > Beth,
    >
    > Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
    > sound that way? <G>
    >
    > Best,
    >
    > Andy


    Obviously you have never spent much time with teenaged girls!
    There are approximately 3 emergencies per hour.
    *One is usually a grooming or fashion emergency (OMG! Stop at that store
    because I just realized I HATE my shoes and can't possibly go into the
    hardware store with ugly shoes!)
    *One will be related to relationships in some way (OMG! She totally did NOT
    just say that! She is no longer my BFF and I immediately have to tell every
    one just *everyone* that she said I do not have cute locker decorations!)
    *One will be completely random
    (OMG! Why did you make me have bangs in second grade? You have ruined my
    life!)

    See? Coffe to remain alert enough to deal with it ... and then later wine
    to blur it all a little.



  18. #18
    Andy Guest

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    beth thomas said...

    > Why are you up so early?
    > And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    > dinner....
    >
    >
    > "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >> Breakfast conversation?
    >>
    >> Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea.
    >> And
    >> if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
    >>
    >> Andy



    The secret word was "crossaint". Sorry but no wonners.

    Andy

  19. #19
    DK Guest

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    jmcquown wrote:
    > Andy wrote:
    >> beth thomas said...
    >>
    >>> Why are you up so early?
    >>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
    >>> dinner....

    >>
    >>
    >> GONG!
    >>
    >> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
    >> channel.
    >>
    >> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
    >>
    >> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
    >>
    >> Andy

    >
    >
    > Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
    > staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
    >
    > Jill


    Any chance he'll notice the personal property you've already looted?

    -dk

  20. #20
    sf Guest

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    On Sat, 4 Oct 2008 14:07:30 -0400, "beth thomas"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >See? Coffe to remain alert enough to deal with it ... and then later wine
    >to blur it all a little.


    I feel your pain!


    --
    I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

    Mae West

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