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    M. JL Esq. Guest

    Default bin Laden in Hell

    I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    through Jersey.
    --
    JL

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    Julie Bove Guest

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    "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    >I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    >in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    > --
    > JL


    Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
    at all.



  3. #3
    Kent Guest

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    "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    >I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    >in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    > --
    > JL
    >
    >

    No! The Devil wouldn't let him in.

    KE





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    M. JL Esq. Guest

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    Julie Bove wrote:

    > "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    >
    >>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    >>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    >>--
    >>JL

    >
    >
    > Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    > are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
    > at all.
    >
    >

    Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.
    --
    JL

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    Bigbazza Guest

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    "M. JL Esq." wrote in message news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..

    I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    through Jersey.
    --
    JL



    Finally then, 10 years at least too late.....He must have stopped at the
    gate to commiserate with Hitler and Stalin, Pol Pot, etc........

    Bigbazza Oz


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    Julie Bove Guest

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    "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:iptnba$jo0$[email protected]..
    > Julie Bove wrote:
    >
    >> "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    >>
    >>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    >>>arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    >>>through Jersey.
    >>>--
    >>>JL

    >>
    >>
    >> Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    >> are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really
    >> dead at all.

    > Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.


    I love South Park! Never watch it any more though. But I did manage to
    catch it pretty much every night when we were moving here.



  7. #7
    Bryan Guest

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    On May 5, 3:31*am, "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote:
    > Julie Bove wrote:
    > > "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote in message
    > >news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..

    >
    > >>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    > >>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    > >>--
    > >>JL

    >
    > > Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    > > are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't reallydead
    > > at all.

    >
    > Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.


    We don't get cable. You can watch full episodes, including the one
    from last week at http://www.southparkstudios.com/
    It's one of the very few things I have any interest in on TV.
    > --
    > JL


    --Bryan

  8. #8
    sf Guest

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    On Thu, 05 May 2011 01:31:50 -0700, "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    > Julie Bove wrote:
    >
    > > "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > > news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    > >
    > >>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    > >>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    > >>--
    > >>JL

    > >
    > >
    > > Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    > > are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
    > > at all.
    > >
    > >

    > Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.


    You won't need cable. It'll be on YouTube immediately.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  9. #9
    l, not -l Guest

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    On 5-May-2011, "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote:

    > I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    > arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    > through Jersey.
    > --
    > JL


    Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
    monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
    paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
    instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised

    OB Food: vegan reference is close enough


    --
    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug
    dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' "

    Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

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    Nunya Bidnits Guest

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    Re: ipth1u$v83$[email protected]
    M. JL Esq. <[email protected]> wrote:
    > I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    > arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    > through Jersey.


    There's a difference?



  11. #11
    Doug Freyburger Guest

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    l, not -l wrote:
    >
    > Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
    > monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
    > paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
    > instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised


    I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
    including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...

  12. #12
    J. Clarke Guest

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    In article <ipuivo$efg$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
    >
    > l, not -l wrote:
    > >
    > > Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
    > > monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
    > > paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
    > > instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised

    >
    > I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
    > including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...


    To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
    to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
    a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?

    I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
    but mistook Hell for heaven.





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    notbob Guest

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    On 2011-05-05, J. Clarke <[email protected]> wrote:

    > To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
    > to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
    > a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?


    After about 4-5 virgins, I gonna get bored and want one of them to
    maybe stick a finger up my ass. --Dennis Miller


    > I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
    > but mistook Hell for heaven.


    Maybe not 72 virgins, but one big Persian! --Greg Giraldo

    nb

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    Michel Boucher Guest

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    "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected] in.local:

    > I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife
    > all right but mistook Hell for heaven.


    Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
    along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal and
    sitting at the right hand of God. I'm with Lucifer on this. Hell
    is much more interesting.

    But I don't believe there is such a thing as Hell, Heaven,
    Elevenses, angels, choirs, virgins, or even a caring deity.

    --

    The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
    wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
    animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
    Noah's house.

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    Nunya Bidnits Guest

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    Re: [email protected]
    Michel Boucher <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
    > along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal


    Choirs eternal. Yeesh. Sounds like punishment to me!



  16. #16
    Lou Decruss Guest

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    On Thu, 5 May 2011 13:26:30 -0400, "J. Clarke" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >In article <ipuivo$efg$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
    >>
    >> l, not -l wrote:
    >> >
    >> > Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
    >> > monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
    >> > paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
    >> > instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised

    >>
    >> I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
    >> including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...

    >
    >To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
    >to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
    >a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?
    >
    >I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
    >but mistook Hell for heaven.


    Ain't that the truth. Bunch of twisted pervs like many other
    religions. When Louise and I met she had two teenaged girls and they
    were a total pain in the ass to be around. They're in their mid 20's
    now and have become human.

    Lou

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    M. JL Esq. Guest

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    Bryan wrote:

    > On May 5, 3:31´┐Żam, "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote:
    >
    >>Julie Bove wrote:
    >>
    >>>"M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote in message
    >>>news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..

    >>
    >>>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
    >>>>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
    >>>>--
    >>>>JL

    >>
    >>>Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    >>>are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
    >>>at all.

    >>
    >>Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.

    >
    >
    > We don't get cable. You can watch full episodes, including the one
    > from last week at http://www.southparkstudios.com/
    > It's one of the very few things I have any interest in on TV.
    >
    >>--
    >>JL

    >
    >
    > --Bryan


    Thanks, i wondered about that.
    --
    JL

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    Michel Boucher Guest

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    "Nunya Bidnits" <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:ipup6d$qui$[email protected]:

    >> Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
    >> along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal

    >
    > Choirs eternal. Yeesh. Sounds like punishment to me!


    72 virgins sounds like punishment to me...all that training!
    (thanks to Jonny Harris).

    --

    The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
    wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
    animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
    Noah's house.

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    M. JL Esq. Guest

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    Julie Bove wrote:

    > "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:iptnba$jo0$[email protected]..
    >
    >>Julie Bove wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>"M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
    >>>>arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
    >>>>through Jersey.
    >>>>--
    >>>>JL
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
    >>>are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really
    >>>dead at all.

    >>
    >>Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.

    >
    >
    > I love South Park! Never watch it any more though. But I did manage to
    > catch it pretty much every night when we were moving here.
    >
    >


    I half way expect him to show up in hell and give Sadam Husssain a rival
    for Satans affection.
    http://www.northhollyhood.com/wp-con...Park-Satan.jpg
    --
    JL

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    sf Guest

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    On Thu, 5 May 2011 13:26:30 -0400, "J. Clarke" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    > I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
    > but mistook Hell for heaven.


    So, maybe bin Ladin is getting his just desserts after all?


    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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