Thread: bin Laden in Hell

"M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
> --
> JL

Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
at all.

"M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
> --
> JL
>
>
No! The Devil wouldn't let him in.

KE

Julie Bove wrote:

> "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>
>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
>>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
>>--
>>JL
>
>
> Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
> are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
> at all.
>
>
Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.
--
JL

"M. JL Esq." wrote in message news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..

I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
through Jersey.
--
JL



Finally then, 10 years at least too late.....He must have stopped at the
gate to commiserate with Hitler and Stalin, Pol Pot, etc........

Bigbazza Oz

"M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Julie Bove wrote:
>
>> "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>>
>>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
>>>arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
>>>through Jersey.
>>>--
>>>JL
>>
>>
>> Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
>> are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really
>> dead at all.
> Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.

I love South Park! Never watch it any more though. But I did manage to
catch it pretty much every night when we were moving here.

On May 5, 3:31*am, "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote:
> Julie Bove wrote:
> > "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote in message
> >news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>
> >>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
> >>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
> >>--
> >>JL
>
> > Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
> > are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't reallydead
> > at all.
>
> Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.

We don't get cable. You can watch full episodes, including the one
from last week at http://www.southparkstudios.com/
It's one of the very few things I have any interest in on TV.
> --
> JL

--Bryan

On Thu, 05 May 2011 01:31:50 -0700, "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]>
wrote:

> Julie Bove wrote:
>
> > "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
> >
> >>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
> >>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
> >>--
> >>JL
> >
> >
> > Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
> > are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
> > at all.
> >
> >
> Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.

You won't need cable. It'll be on YouTube immediately.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On 5-May-2011, "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote:

> I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
> arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
> through Jersey.
> --
> JL

Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised

OB Food: vegan reference is close enough


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dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' "

Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

Re: ipth1u$v83$[email protected]
M. JL Esq. <[email protected]> wrote:
> I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
> arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
> through Jersey.

There's a difference?

l, not -l wrote:
>
> Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
> monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
> paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
> instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised

I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...

In article <ipuivo$efg$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>
> l, not -l wrote:
> >
> > Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
> > monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
> > paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
> > instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised
>
> I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
> including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...

To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?

I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
but mistook Hell for heaven.

On 2011-05-05, J. Clarke <[email protected]> wrote:

> To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
> to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
> a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?

After about 4-5 virgins, I gonna get bored and want one of them to
maybe stick a finger up my ass. --Dennis Miller


> I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
> but mistook Hell for heaven.

Maybe not 72 virgins, but one big Persian! --Greg Giraldo

nb

"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected] in.local:

> I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife
> all right but mistook Hell for heaven.

Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal and
sitting at the right hand of God. I'm with Lucifer on this. Hell
is much more interesting.

But I don't believe there is such a thing as Hell, Heaven,
Elevenses, angels, choirs, virgins, or even a caring deity.

--

The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
Noah's house.

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Michel Boucher <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
> along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal

Choirs eternal. Yeesh. Sounds like punishment to me!

On Thu, 5 May 2011 13:26:30 -0400, "J. Clarke" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>In article <ipuivo$efg$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>>
>> l, not -l wrote:
>> >
>> > Glad to see another Letterman fan. While that line from last night
>> > monologue is funny, I prefer the line from a couple nights ago - due to a
>> > paperwork blunder, there were 72 vegans awaiting Bin Laden in the afterlife
>> > instead of the 72 virgins supposedly promised
>>
>> I heard it was 72 Virginians. Starting from the US founding fathers and
>> including plenty of heroes from various wars across the centuries ...
>
>To get to the afterlife while remaining virgins, these women would have
>to have been either teenagers or nuns. So does spending all eternity in
>a convent full of teenaged girls sound like heaven to you?
>
>I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
>but mistook Hell for heaven.

Ain't that the truth. Bunch of twisted pervs like many other
religions. When Louise and I met she had two teenaged girls and they
were a total pain in the ass to be around. They're in their mid 20's
now and have become human.

Lou

Bryan wrote:

> On May 5, 3:31�am, "M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote:
>
>>Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>>>"M. JL Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com> wrote in message
>>>news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>>
>>>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now arriving
>>>>in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go through Jersey.
>>>>--
>>>>JL
>>
>>>Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
>>>are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really dead
>>>at all.
>>
>>Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.
>
>
> We don't get cable. You can watch full episodes, including the one
> from last week at http://www.southparkstudios.com/
> It's one of the very few things I have any interest in on TV.
>
>>--
>>JL
>
>
> --Bryan

Thanks, i wondered about that.
--
JL

"Nunya Bidnits" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:ipup6d$qui$[email protected]:

>> Of course, the 72 virgins are a metaphor for eternal bliss, much
>> along the lines of Christians believing on choirs eternal
>
> Choirs eternal. Yeesh. Sounds like punishment to me!

72 virgins sounds like punishment to me...all that training!
(thanks to Jonny Harris).

--

The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
Noah's house.

Julie Bove wrote:

> "M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:iptnba$jo0$[email protected]..
>
>>Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"M. JL Esq." <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:ipth1u$v83$[email protected]..
>>>
>>>
>>>>I have it on very good authority that Osama bin Laden is just now
>>>>arriving in hell, he would have been there sooner but he had to go
>>>>through Jersey.
>>>>--
>>>>JL
>>>
>>>
>>>Gee I was flipping channels and they said on Piers Morgan that foreigners
>>>are claiming the whole thing is a scam by Americans and he isn't really
>>>dead at all.
>>
>>Im tempted to get cable just to see what South Park does with it all.
>
>
> I love South Park! Never watch it any more though. But I did manage to
> catch it pretty much every night when we were moving here.
>
>

I half way expect him to show up in hell and give Sadam Husssain a rival
for Satans affection.
http://www.northhollyhood.com/wp-con...Park-Satan.jpg
--
JL

On Thu, 5 May 2011 13:26:30 -0400, "J. Clarke" <[email protected]>
wrote:

> I think Mohammed got his visions crossed--he saw the afterlife all right
> but mistook Hell for heaven.

So, maybe bin Ladin is getting his just desserts after all?


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I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.