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  1. #1
    A Moose In Love Guest

    Default The best way to scramble eggs

    Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    scramble them.

  2. #2
    A Moose In Love Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 1, 1:02*pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is
    > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan
    > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and
    > **** and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs.
    > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > scramble them.


    If I screw up scrambled eggs(how can that happen?)I just add some
    Frank's hot sauce. That fixes up anything and everything.

  3. #3
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    WHOA!!! Got your poker mouth on today!

    Andy

  4. #4
    projectile vomit chick Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs.


    hahahahahahaha

  5. #5
    merryb Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 1, 10:02*am, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is
    > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan
    > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and
    > **** and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs.
    > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > scramble them.


    You forgot the ****ing salt & pepper!

  6. #6
    projectile vomit chick Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is
    > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan
    > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and
    > **** and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs.
    > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > scramble them.


    What about the ****ing toast? ****in' A you gotta have toast!

  7. #7
    Ophelia Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs



    "merryb" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > On Dec 1, 10:02 am, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    >> **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    >> scramble them.

    >
    > You forgot the ****ing salt & pepper!


    roflmao

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  8. #8
    Cindy Hamilton Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 1, 1:02*pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is
    > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan
    > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and
    > **** and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs.
    > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > scramble them.


    How the hell am I going to eat 12 ****ing eggs? The EPA
    would have to call out a team in hazmat suits!

    BTW, would I be allowed to get the ****in' pan so hot that
    it burns my husband's scrotum if so desired?

    Cindy Hamilton

  9. #9
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    Cindy Hamilton <[email protected]> wrote in news:c17b0b00-1462-
    [email protected]:


    > How the hell am I going to eat 12 ****ing eggs? The EPA
    > would have to call out a team in hazmat suits!
    >
    > BTW, would I be allowed to get the ****in' pan so hot that
    > it burns my husband's scrotum if so desired?
    >
    > Cindy Hamilton
    >




    LOL!! Cindy.... angelic(a) :-)

    You look(ed) pretty good as a pirate with a sword stuck in your belt :-)


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    whether it's a full Sunday roast or a jam sandwich,
    but only when done with love.

  10. #10
    Brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >> Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might
    >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto
    >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is
    >> OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan
    >> hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    >> desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or
    >> blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and
    >> **** and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs.
    >> Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    >> how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    >> Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    >> scramble them.

    >
    >What about the ****ing toast? ****in' A you gotta have toast!


    Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage!

  11. #11
    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
    > On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
    >
    >
    >
    > <projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    > >wrote:
    > >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    > >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    > >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    > >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    > >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    > >> **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    > >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > >> scramble them.

    >
    > >What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast!

    >
    > Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage!


    yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man,
    make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!!

  12. #12
    Brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Thu, 2 Dec 2010 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> <projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    >> >wrote:
    >> >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    >> >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    >> >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    >> >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    >> >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    >> >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    >> >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    >> >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    >> >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    >> >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    >> >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    >> >> **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    >> >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    >> >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    >> >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    >> >> scramble them.

    >>
    >> >What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast!

    >>
    >> Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage!

    >
    >yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man,
    >make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!!


    No stinkin' pancakes for me... I want D CUPS!

  13. #13
    Roy Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs

    On Dec 2, 1:04*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
    > On Thu, 2 Dec 2010 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
    >
    >
    >
    > <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >On Dec 2, 8:46 am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick

    >
    > >> <projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >> >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
    > >> >wrote:
    > >> >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    > >> >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    > >> >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > >> >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    > >> >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > >> >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > >> >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    > >> >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > >> >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > >> >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > >> >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    > >> >> **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    > >> >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > >> >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > >> >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > >> >> scramble them.

    >
    > >> >What about the ****ing toast? ****in' A you gotta have toast!

    >
    > >> Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage!

    >
    > >yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man,
    > >make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!!

    >
    > No stinkin' pancakes for me... I want D CUPS!


    ==
    More than a mouthful is a waste.
    ==

  14. #14
    Gorio Guest

    Default Re: The best way to scramble eggs


    Brooklyn1;1555926 Wrote:
    > On Thu, 2 Dec 2010 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
    > [email protected] wrote:
    > -
    > On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote:-
    > On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
    >
    >
    >
    > projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com wrote:-
    > On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love parkstreetboo...@gmail.com
    > wrote:
    > Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
    > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
    > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
    > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
    > OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
    > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
    > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
    > hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
    > desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
    > blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
    > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
    > **** and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
    > Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
    > how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
    > Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
    > scramble them.-
    > -
    > What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast!-
    >
    > Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage! -
    >
    > yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man,
    > make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!!-
    >
    > No stinkin' pancakes for me... I want D CUPS!


    You're so hetero/homo it's adorable. Be yourself, man; we're not all
    homophobics on here. Living in catshmit is detestable, though.

    I can't stand Frank's.

    Love toast. How do you like yours?




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    Gorio

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