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Thread: Apology, blame the raccoons

  1. #1
    Somebody Guest

    Default Apology, blame the raccoons

    I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot of my
    time. Sorry about that.

    No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today and it's
    not even noon yet.



  2. #2
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:25:00 -0500, Somebody wrote:

    > I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot of my
    > time. Sorry about that.
    >
    > No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today and it's
    > not even noon yet.


    Don't forget that September is Suicide Awareness Month. You still
    have 36 hours to make us aware.

    That would be the ultimate pity score. That seeme to be what you're
    after.

    -sw

  3. #3
    George Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On 9/29/2012 12:25 PM, Somebody wrote:
    > I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot of my
    > time. Sorry about that.
    >
    > No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today and it's
    > not even noon yet.
    >
    >


    I would print out what you just wrote and take it with you to the
    clinic. It might help the docs sort out why your meds aren't working
    properly.

  4. #4
    Somebody Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    "George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:k47an1$rqe$[email protected]..
    > On 9/29/2012 12:25 PM, Somebody wrote:
    >> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot of my
    >> time. Sorry about that.
    >>
    >> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today and
    >> it's
    >> not even noon yet.
    >>
    >>

    >
    > I would print out what you just wrote and take it with you to the clinic.
    > It might help the docs sort out why your meds aren't working properly.



    I would, except that I didn't write that. I would never count the number of
    posts by somebody. That is an odd obsessive thing to do.

    At least they spelled raccoons correctly. Points for that.



  5. #5
    Somebody Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:25:00 -0500, Somebody wrote:
    >
    >> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot
    >> of my time. Sorry about that.
    >>
    >> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today
    >> and it's not even noon yet.

    >
    > Don't forget that September is Suicide Awareness Month. You still
    > have 36 hours to make us aware.
    >
    > That would be the ultimate pity score. That seeme to be what you're
    > after.
    >
    > -sw


    I've never considered it. People shouldn't joke about that.

    But one when I had to take summer school there was a kid who said he knew
    someone whose father's best friend said he had tried it. So I don't think
    that's really very funny.



  6. #6
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 17:14:18 -0500, Somebody wrote:

    > Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:25:00 -0500, Somebody wrote:
    >>
    >>> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot
    >>> of my time. Sorry about that.
    >>>
    >>> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today
    >>> and it's not even noon yet.

    >>
    >> Don't forget that September is Suicide Awareness Month. You still
    >> have 36 hours to make us aware.
    >>
    >> That would be the ultimate pity score. That seeme to be what you're
    >> after.
    >>
    >> -sw

    >
    > I've never considered it. People shouldn't joke about that.


    You have standards? Gimme a break. All you do is whine
    about your ex.

    You wanna borrow a shotgun?

    > But one when I had to take summer school....


    Blah, blah, blah... You are crying out for psychiatric help, dude.
    Do you ever listen to yourself? You're the epitome of pity.

    I guess that's one advantage of having such a low IQ.

    -sw

  7. #7
    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 17:05:00 -0400, Somebody wrote:

    > "George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:k47an1$rqe$[email protected]..
    >> On 9/29/2012 12:25 PM, Somebody wrote:
    >>> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot of my
    >>> time. Sorry about that.
    >>>
    >>> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today and
    >>> it's
    >>> not even noon yet.

    >>
    >> I would print out what you just wrote and take it with you to the clinic.
    >> It might help the docs sort out why your meds aren't working properly.

    >
    > I would, except that I didn't write that.


    Wow. I didn't even catch that, but he's right for a change.

    <clickety click>

    Your secret is safe with me. Keep 'em coming.

    -sw

  8. #8
    Somebody Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    George <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On 9/29/2012 12:25 PM, Somebody wrote:
    >> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot
    >> of my time. Sorry about that.
    >>
    >> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today
    >> and it's not even noon yet.
    >>
    >>

    >
    > I would print out what you just wrote and take it with you to the
    > clinic. It might help the docs sort out why your meds aren't working
    > properly.


    I tried to enter therapy several times but I was told I didn't qualify. The
    only meds I take are for an exotic foot fungus and ED. Which was always a
    problem with my ex. I would run out of foot medicine and then when I took
    the other medicine she would reject me. What a waste of good medicine.

    That's why I'm here, because she said I couldn't even cook so I had no
    redeeming qualities. But really, when you sit down to talk something out and
    they always run away holding their ears, that kind of relationship isn't
    going to work out anyway.

    I'm hoping to cross 100 posts in a day someday soon. I think she's reading
    these messages and that will show her I can amount to something and impress
    people.

    And now I try to start more food threads too! At least to get a thread
    started. After all you don't really have to stay on topic so we can all have
    fun talking about anything we want, as much as we want, as many times as we
    want.

    The sky is the limit and I now consider myself "The RFC Facilitator". Is
    that OK with everybody? It's OK with Somebody. ;-)



  9. #9
    Bryan Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:03:27 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 17:14:18 -0500, Somebody wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > > Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    > >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:25:00 -0500, Somebody wrote:

    >
    > >>

    >
    > >>> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot

    >
    > >>> of my time. Sorry about that.

    >
    > >>>

    >
    > >>> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today

    >
    > >>> and it's not even noon yet.

    >
    > >>

    >
    > >> Don't forget that September is Suicide Awareness Month. You still

    >
    > >> have 36 hours to make us aware.

    >
    > >>

    >
    > >> That would be the ultimate pity score. That seeme to be what you're

    >
    > >> after.

    >
    > >>

    >
    > >> -sw

    >
    > >

    >
    > > I've never considered it. People shouldn't joke about that.

    >
    >
    >
    > You have standards? Gimme a break. All you do is whine
    >
    > about your ex.
    >
    >
    >
    > You wanna borrow a shotgun?
    >
    >
    >
    > > But one when I had to take summer school....

    >
    >
    >
    > Blah, blah, blah... You are crying out for psychiatric help, dude.
    >
    > Do you ever listen to yourself? You're the epitome of pity.
    >
    >
    >
    > I guess that's one advantage of having such a low IQ.
    >

    I've been encouraging Andy to commit suicide for a couple of years. The results have been disappointing.
    >
    > -sw


    --Bryan

  10. #10
    Somebody Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    "Bryan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > On Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:03:27 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:


    >>

    > I've been encouraging Andy to commit suicide for a couple of years. The
    > results have been disappointing.


    Sqwertz is a role model for trolls everywhere... Keep up the good work
    dude!




  11. #11
    Cheryl Guest

    Default Re: Apology, blame the raccoons

    On 9/30/2012 3:03 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 17:14:18 -0500, Somebody wrote:
    >
    >> Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:25:00 -0500, Somebody wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> I only managed 25 posts yesterday. These raccoons are wasting a lot
    >>>> of my time. Sorry about that.
    >>>>
    >>>> No worries. I won't let you down again.. I'm up to 34 already today
    >>>> and it's not even noon yet.
    >>>
    >>> Don't forget that September is Suicide Awareness Month. You still
    >>> have 36 hours to make us aware.
    >>>
    >>> That would be the ultimate pity score. That seeme to be what you're
    >>> after.
    >>>
    >>> -sw

    >>
    >> I've never considered it. People shouldn't joke about that.

    >
    > You have standards? Gimme a break. All you do is whine
    > about your ex.
    >
    > You wanna borrow a shotgun?
    >
    >> But one when I had to take summer school....

    >
    > Blah, blah, blah... You are crying out for psychiatric help, dude.
    > Do you ever listen to yourself? You're the epitome of pity.
    >
    > I guess that's one advantage of having such a low IQ.
    >

    It looks like a melt down to me.


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