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    Ubiquitous Guest

    Default 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    by Jillian Madison

    1. Sandra Lee lets random gay men feel her up.
    It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
    complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
    “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.

    2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is gay.
    “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
    (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
    was 18. He told her he was gay, and she replied, “Of course you are!
    Everybody knows that!”

    3. Sandra Lee credits her gay brother for her “thoughtful sensitivity”
    and her “openness and accepting quality.”
    Luckily for Johnny, she DOESN’T credit him for her Kwanzaa cake.
    Seriously though, we’re not sure exactly which “accepting quality”
    she’s referring to, other than her willingness to accept a cocktail at 8
    AM.

    4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
    Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
    off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
    overworked maid?

    5. In the early 90s, Sandra Lee created a product called “Kurtain
    Kraft.”
    It’s basically a gigantic wire rack with bits of fabric stuck to it in
    order to create the appearance of decorative drapery. She paid $50,000
    to film the infomercial, and to hire mentor Florence Henderson as the
    product spokesperson. The good news? Kurtain Kraft is now available for
    $2.84 on Amazon!

    6. Sandra Lee hates people who criticize her and her shows.
    According to Sandra, by making fun of her, “you are taking a shot at
    every woman in America who is just trying to get it done.” Thanks, but
    don’t speak for me, Sandy. I’m a woman getting it done, without
    pre-chopped onions or Cool Whip’s 1-800 number on my speed dial.

    7. The first episode of Semi-Homemade was about candy.
    Seriously! Sandra Lee wrapped marshmallows in fondant, and called the
    creation “thoughtful and healthful.” Thoughtful and healthful? For who?
    Willy Wonka?

    8. Sandra Lee is a Semi-Homemade mother.
    Sandra’s new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, has 3 daughters. In last month’s
    Redbook interview, Sandra said, “I have three kids that are my sweetie
    daughters — and we don’t say “stepmom,” we say “weekend daughter.”
    WEEKEND DAUGHTER? That’s terrible. “Sorry, it’s Wednesday! You’re not my
    daughter today! Come back on Saturday!”

    She calls them “weekend daughters” - but what do they call her?
    Steplush?


  2. #2
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Ubiquitous <[email protected]> wrote:

    > 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
    > Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
    > off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
    > overworked maid?


    I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?

    --
    Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
    Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
    --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

  3. #3
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Ubiquitous <[email protected]> wrote:

    > 1. Sandra Lee lets random gay men feel her up.
    > It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
    > complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
    > “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
    >
    > 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is gay.
    > “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
    > (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
    > was 18. He told her he was gay, and she replied, “Of course you are!
    > Everybody knows that!”


    2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random gay younger brother feel
    her up.

    --
    Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
    Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
    --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

  4. #4
    =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?= Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Jul 29, 9:59*pm, Anim8rFSK <ANIM8R...@cox.net> wrote:
    > In article <4M-dnePugPQrc-3XnZ2dnUVZ_hdi4...@giganews.com>,
    >
    > *Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
    > > 1. Sandra Lee lets random gay men feel her up.
    > > It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
    > > complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
    > > “sure!” *They’ve been best buds ever since.

    >
    > > 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is gay.
    > > “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
    > > (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
    > > was 18. He told her he was gay, and she replied, “Of course you are!
    > > Everybody knows that!”

    >
    > 2A. *Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random gay younger brother feel
    > her up.


    Would he want to?
    >
    > --
    > Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
    > Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"


    I masturbate, therefore I am?

    > --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST


    --Bryan

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    Chemiker Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    wrote:


    OK, who's Sandra Lee?

    Alex, wondering why he should care...

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    John Kuthe Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Jul 29, 9:57*pm, Anim8rFSK <ANIM8R...@cox.net> wrote:
    > In article <4M-dnePugPQrc-3XnZ2dnUVZ_hdi4...@giganews.com>,
    >
    > *Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
    > > 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
    > > Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
    > > off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
    > > overworked maid?

    >
    > I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?


    Oh heavens no! Mr Brady was an architect! (Also gay IRL!)

    John Kuthe...

    >
    > --
    > Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
    > Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
    > --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST



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    Michael Black Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Anim8rFSK wrote:

    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > Ubiquitous <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
    >> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
    >> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
    >> overworked maid?

    >
    > I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?
    >

    I did, and I have no idea.

    I think Mrs. Brady stayed at home (though likely there would
    have been an episode or two where she got a job or volunteered
    or something, because the script wanted to go there), but didn't
    do the cleaning or cooking.

    Michael


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    Michael Black Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Chemiker wrote:

    > On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    > OK, who's Sandra Lee?
    >
    > Alex, wondering why he should care...
    >

    I assumed she was Sara Lee's sister, or some other relative.

    Michael


  9. #9
    Chemiker Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:44:13 -0400, Michael Black <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Chemiker wrote:
    >
    >> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >> OK, who's Sandra Lee?
    >>
    >> Alex, wondering why he should care...
    >>

    >I assumed she was Sara Lee's sister, or some other relative.
    >
    > Michael


    OK, got to tell you this.

    SWMBO knew a woman co-worker, one Betty Crocker.
    No kidding, this is real. BC was a TeaSipper, aka a UTex
    alum, who, when she attended UT - Austin, was assigned
    a roomie named (wait for it!) Sarah Lee. Amazing what those
    people in student housing can come up with. But then, UT-A
    is a BIG university.

    They weren't settled in a week, when they got a call from a
    male UT student who claimed they just *had* to meet. The
    girls finally went along with it, and they met (No kidding) student
    Duncan Hines. They all became friends and, as I heard it,
    drinking buddies.

    Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
    muster. Yet life makes fools of us all, and such stories can be
    passed on to the grandkids.

    Alex

    Alex


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    bob in nz Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:03:39 -0500, Chemiker
    <[email protected]> shouted from the highest rooftop:

    >Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
    >muster.


    So far so good. But if you'd told me they'd also become friends with
    Aunt Jemima and Chef Boyardee I'd start to have some doubts.


    --

    una cerveza mas por favor ...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
    Wax-up and drop-in of Surfing's Golden Years: <http://www.surfwriter.net>
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~

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    sf Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >
    >OK, who's Sandra Lee?
    >
    >Alex, wondering why he should care...


    You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
    She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
    is a bad thing. The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
    life.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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    sf Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:03:39 -0500, Chemiker
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >OK, got to tell you this.
    >
    >SWMBO knew a woman co-worker, one Betty Crocker.

    <snip>
    >
    >They weren't settled in a week, when they got a call from a
    >male UT student who claimed they just *had* to meet. The
    >girls finally went along with it, and they met (No kidding) student
    >Duncan Hines. They all became friends and, as I heard it,
    >drinking buddies.
    >
    >Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
    >muster.


    LOLOL! You're right! This is the stuff you tell your grandchildren.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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    jewahe Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    Chemiker wrote:
    > On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    > OK, who's Sandra Lee?


    The host of "Semi-Homemade" and "Money Saving Meals" on the Food
    Network. The premise of the show is that the meals are partially
    pre-packaged and partially home-made.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/semi-home...lee/index.html
    http://www.foodnetwork.com/sandras-m...als/index.html

    >
    > Alex, wondering why he should care...


    Ubi is obsessed with the tablescapes and booze.

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    [email protected] Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    > On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
    >
    > <prussianblu...@verizon.net> wrote:
    > >On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net>
    > >wrote:

    >
    > >OK, who's Sandra Lee?

    >
    > >Alex, wondering why he should care...

    >
    > You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
    > She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
    > is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
    > life.
    >
    >

    Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
    it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
    know.

    Take a look at this montage of the drunkard and listen to her comments
    about cilantro. The woman is just plain stupid.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY


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    Ubiquitous Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    [email protected] wrote:
    > Ubiquitous <[email protected]> wrote:


    >> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
    >> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
    >> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
    >> overworked maid?

    >
    >I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?


    I don't think she did, now that you mention it...


  16. #16
    Ubiquitous Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    [email protected] wrote:
    > Ubiquitous <[email protected]> wrote:


    >> 1. Sandra Lee lets random gay men feel her up.
    >> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
    >> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
    >> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
    >>
    >> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is gay.
    >> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
    >> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
    >> was 18. He told her he was gay, and she replied, “Of course you are!
    >> Everybody knows that!”

    >
    >2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random gay younger brother feel
    >her up.


    Hurray for the transitive property?


    --
    WARNING!!!
    Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
    standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
    We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
    the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
    sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
    Miss Lee.



  17. #17
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:47:56 -0700 (PDT), [email protected] wrote:

    > On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
    >>
    >> <prussianblu...@verizon.net> wrote:
    >>>On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net>
    >>>wrote:

    >>
    >>>OK, who's Sandra Lee?

    >>
    >>>Alex, wondering why he should care...

    >>
    >> You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
    >> She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
    >> is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
    >> life.
    >>
    >>

    > Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
    > it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
    > know.
    >


    being called a ****tard and drunken lush by sheldon would really hurt.

    your pal,
    blake

  18. #18
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    In article <[email protected]>,
    sf <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
    > <[email protected]> wrote:


    > >OK, who's Sandra Lee?
    > >
    > >Alex, wondering why he should care...

    >
    > You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.


    Yeah, she's worse! :-)

    She should be on the comedy channel, not the food channel.

    > She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
    > is a bad thing.


    I don't need to see food cooked poorly, and her show is poorly produced
    as well. She doesn't follow her own recipes, and the things she says
    sometimes don't make sense.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]

  19. #19
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    In article
    <[email protected]>,
    [email protected] wrote:

    > On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:


    > > You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
    > > She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
    > > is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
    > > life.
    > >
    > >

    > Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
    > it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
    > know.


    I think it's pretty common knowledge. And rumor has it, that since he
    is a millionaire, he may be in fact paying for the show.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]

  20. #20
    Chemiker Guest

    Default Re: 8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

    On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:36:17 -0400, jewahe <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Chemiker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >> OK, who's Sandra Lee?


    >The host of "Semi-Homemade" and "Money Saving Meals" on the Food
    >Network. The premise of the show is that the meals are partially
    >pre-packaged and partially home-made.


    My question was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek....

    Alex

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