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    Dimitri Guest

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    17 Steps To Cook A Turkey


    1 Go buy a turkey
    2 Take a drink of whisky
    3 Put turkey in the oven
    4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
    5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
    6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
    7 Turk the bastey
    8 Whisky another bottle of get
    9 Ponder the meat thermometer
    10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
    11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
    12 Take the oven out of the turkey
    13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    14 Turk the carvey
    15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
    16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    17 Bless the dinner and pass out

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    Wayne Boatwright Guest

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    On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...

    > 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
    >
    >
    > 1 Go buy a turkey
    > 2 Take a drink of whisky
    > 3 Put turkey in the oven
    > 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
    > 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
    > 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
    > 7 Turk the bastey
    > 8 Whisky another bottle of get
    > 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
    > 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
    > 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
    > 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
    > 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    > 14 Turk the carvey
    > 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
    > 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    > 17 Bless the dinner and pass out
    >


    Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.

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    Michael \Dog3\ Guest

    Default Re: 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey

    Wayne Boatwright <[email protected]>
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    > On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...
    >
    >> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
    >>
    >>
    >> 1 Go buy a turkey
    >> 2 Take a drink of whisky

    >
    > Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.


    You and Steven both. I like turkey. Once or twice a year anyway. I tried
    Dimitri's 17 steps one year. Woke up the next morning and the turkey was
    incinerated.

    Michael



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    "Men are pigs, but I love pork!"
    ~ Carson Kressley

    Find me at: - michael at lonergan dot us dot com

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    Wayne Boatwright Guest

    Default Re: 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey

    On Fri 21 Nov 2008 05:59:38a, Michael "Dog3" told us...

    > Wayne Boatwright <[email protected]>
    > news:[email protected] 5.247: in
    > rec.food.cooking
    >
    >> On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...
    >>
    >>> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> 1 Go buy a turkey
    >>> 2 Take a drink of whisky

    >>
    >> Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.

    >
    > You and Steven both. I like turkey. Once or twice a year anyway. I tried
    > Dimitri's 17 steps one year. Woke up the next morning and the turkey was
    > incinerated.
    >
    > Michael


    Guffaw!


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