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  1. #1
    Somebody Guest

    Default 10-11-12

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?



  2. #2
    MotoFox Guest

    Default Re: 10-11-12

    And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
    people, saying~

    > Why is 6 afraid of 7?


    Uhhhhh.....789?

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    Somebody Guest

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    "MotoFox" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:k5709o$l0$[email protected]..
    > And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
    > people, saying~
    >
    >> Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    >
    > Uhhhhh.....789?



    watch out for 7. Deadly Sins.



  4. #4
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/11/2012 7:42 AM, Somebody wrote:
    > "MotoFox" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:k5709o$l0$[email protected]..
    >> And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
    >> people, saying~
    >>
    >>> Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    >>
    >> Uhhhhh.....789?

    >
    >
    > watch out for 7. Deadly Sins.
    >
    >


    The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    January 1, 2101.

  5. #5
    ImStillMags Guest

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    On Oct 11, 9:58*am, "Somebody" <e...@mail.au> wrote:
    > Why is 6 afraid of 7?


    at 8:09pm tonight it will be 8, 9 10, 11, 12

  6. #6
    Gary Guest

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    dsi1 wrote:
    >
    > The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    > these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    > January 1, 2101.


    Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
    doing well too. :-D

    G.

  7. #7
    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:

    >dsi1 wrote:
    >>
    >> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    >> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    >> January 1, 2101.

    >
    >Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
    >doing well too. :-D
    >
    >G.


    That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
    a spectacular boobed babe.

  8. #8
    Gary Guest

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    Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >
    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > >dsi1 wrote:
    > >>
    > >> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    > >> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    > >> January 1, 2101.

    > >
    > >Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
    > >doing well too. :-D
    > >
    > >G.

    >
    > That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
    > a spectacular boobed babe.


    I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
    heheheh

    G.

  9. #9
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/12/2012 7:19 AM, Gary wrote:
    > Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> dsi1 wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    >>>> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    >>>> January 1, 2101.
    >>>
    >>> Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
    >>> doing well too. :-D
    >>>
    >>> G.

    >>
    >> That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
    >> a spectacular boobed babe.

    >
    > I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
    > heheheh
    >
    > G.
    >


    Congrats to your dad. Feeding him seems like a great idea. Pimping for
    dad, not so.

  10. #10
    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:04:23 -1000, dsi1
    <dsi12@eternal-s[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 10/12/2012 7:19 AM, Gary wrote:
    >> Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>>
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> dsi1 wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
    >>>>> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
    >>>>> January 1, 2101.
    >>>>
    >>>> Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
    >>>> doing well too. :-D
    >>>>
    >>>> G.
    >>>
    >>> That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
    >>> a spectacular boobed babe.

    >>
    >> I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
    >> heheheh
    >>
    >> G.
    >>

    >
    >Congrats to your dad. Feeding him seems like a great idea. Pimping for
    >dad, not so.


    Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
    bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
    still see.

  11. #11
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >
    > Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
    > bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
    > still see.
    >


    I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
    unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!

  12. #12
    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>
    >> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
    >> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
    >> still see.
    >>

    >
    >I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
    >unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!


    It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
    dream up and lots you can't imagine.

    Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
    stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
    http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
    http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm


  13. #13
    Andy Guest

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    Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>>
    >>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called
    >>> pimping... hire a bodacious boobed stripper for him to
    >>> ogle on his birthday, if he can still see.
    >>>

    >>
    >>I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is
    >>pretty much unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert
    >>advice!

    >
    > It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of
    > sex you can dream up and lots you can't imagine.
    >
    > Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary
    > people gift stripper grams, they operate in most every
    > city: http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
    > http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm




    Then of course, there's the classic joke:

    "Would you fu*k me or $1,000,000?"

    "Sure!"

    "Would you fu*k me for $5?"

    She slapped him and walked off.

    He called after her, "Sorry. Now that I knew your profession. It
    was just a matter of price.

    Andy's Evil Twin: I SAID THAT!!!

  14. #14
    MotoFox Guest

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    And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
    people, saying~

    > Enjoy it while you can, dates like these won't happen again in our
    > lifetime unless you somehow live to January 1, 2101.


    Or you survive long enough to see 11/12/13 come, or even 12/13/14 for
    that matter.......

  15. #15
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/12/2012 10:29 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>>
    >>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
    >>> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
    >>> still see.
    >>>

    >>
    >> I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
    >> unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!

    >
    > It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
    > dream up and lots you can't imagine.
    >
    > Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
    > stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
    > http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
    > http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm
    >


    Well that's a sorry thing to do to an old guy, let alone your dad. Get
    him all hopped up and then tell him "shows over pops!" Can't you finish
    the job by slipping the gal a hundred or whatever the heck it costs
    these days for sex? Inquiring minds just gots to know!

  16. #16
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/12/2012 11:17 AM, MotoFox wrote:
    > And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
    > people, saying~
    >
    >> Enjoy it while you can, dates like these won't happen again in our
    >> lifetime unless you somehow live to January 1, 2101.

    >
    > Or you survive long enough to see 11/12/13 come, or even 12/13/14 for
    > that matter.......
    >


    OK but then it really is all over until 1/1/1 - ain't it?

  17. #17
    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:17:53 -1000, dsi1
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 10/12/2012 10:29 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
    >>>> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
    >>>> still see.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
    >>> unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!

    >>
    >> It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
    >> dream up and lots you can't imagine.
    >>
    >> Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
    >> stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
    >> http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
    >> http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm
    >>

    >
    >Well that's a sorry thing to do to an old guy, let alone your dad. Get
    >him all hopped up and then tell him "shows over pops!" Can't you finish
    >the job by slipping the gal a hundred or whatever the heck it costs
    >these days for sex? Inquiring minds just gots to know!


    He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
    really need to explain?

  18. #18
    MotoFox Guest

    Default Re: 10-11-12

    And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
    people, saying~

    > OK, but then it really is all over until 1/1/1 - ain't it?


    No--there's still 11/22/33 to look forward to in the meantime. (I'll be 50
    then.) Not to mention other acts of numeric precision like 1/2/34,
    1/23/45, 12/3/45 and such. And there's always 6/7/89 and 7/8/90, but I
    imagine all of us will probably be long dead-and-gone by that point.

  19. #19
    dsi1 Guest

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    On 10/12/2012 1:39 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >
    > He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
    > really need to explain?
    >


    In that case, forget about the stripper. Buy the old guy a smoking
    jacket or something utilitarian instead.

  20. #20
    Brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: 10-11-12

    dsi1 wrote:
    >Brooklyn1 wrote:
    >>
    >> He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
    >> really need to explain?

    >
    >In that case, forget about the stripper. Buy the old guy a smoking
    >jacket or something utilitarian instead.


    Nonsense... at 84 he already has everything utilitarian he wants...
    but no matter what age guys still like to ogle nice tits.

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