Thread: 10-11-12

And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
people, saying~

> Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Uhhhhh.....789?

"MotoFox" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:k5709o$l0$[email protected]..
> And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
> people, saying~
>
>> Why is 6 afraid of 7?
>
> Uhhhhh.....789?


watch out for 7. Deadly Sins.

On 10/11/2012 7:42 AM, Somebody wrote:
> "MotoFox" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:k5709o$l0$[email protected]..
>> And it came to pass that Somebody delivered the following message unto the
>> people, saying~
>>
>>> Why is 6 afraid of 7?
>>
>> Uhhhhh.....789?
>
>
> watch out for 7. Deadly Sins.
>
>

The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
January 1, 2101.

On Oct 11, 9:58*am, "Somebody" <e...@mail.au> wrote:
> Why is 6 afraid of 7?

at 8:09pm tonight it will be 8, 9 10, 11, 12

dsi1 wrote:
>
> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
> January 1, 2101.

Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
doing well too. :-D

G.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:

>dsi1 wrote:
>>
>> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
>> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
>> January 1, 2101.
>
>Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
>doing well too. :-D
>
>G.

That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
a spectacular boobed babe.

Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >dsi1 wrote:
> >>
> >> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
> >> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
> >> January 1, 2101.
> >
> >Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
> >doing well too. :-D
> >
> >G.
>
> That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
> a spectacular boobed babe.

I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
heheheh

G.

On 10/12/2012 7:19 AM, Gary wrote:
> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
>>>> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
>>>> January 1, 2101.
>>>
>>> Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
>>> doing well too. :-D
>>>
>>> G.
>>
>> That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
>> a spectacular boobed babe.
>
> I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
> heheheh
>
> G.
>

Congrats to your dad. Feeding him seems like a great idea. Pimping for
dad, not so.

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:04:23 -1000, dsi1
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On 10/12/2012 7:19 AM, Gary wrote:
>> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:24:35 -0400, Gary <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The next special day is 12/12/12. Enjoy it while you can, days like
>>>>> these won't happen again in our lifetime unless you somehow live to
>>>>> January 1, 2101.
>>>>
>>>> Just so happens that 12/12/12 will be my Dad's 84th birthday. He's still
>>>> doing well too. :-D
>>>>
>>>> G.
>>>
>>> That's wonderful! I think you should treat him to a great dinner, and
>>> a spectacular boobed babe.
>>
>> I could bring the boobed babe first and he might forget about the dinner.
>> heheheh
>>
>> G.
>>
>
>Congrats to your dad. Feeding him seems like a great idea. Pimping for
>dad, not so.

Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
still see.

On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
> still see.
>

I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
>> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
>> still see.
>>
>
>I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
>unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!

It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
dream up and lots you can't imagine.

Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>
>>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called
>>> pimping... hire a bodacious boobed stripper for him to
>>> ogle on his birthday, if he can still see.
>>>
>>
>>I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is
>>pretty much unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert
>>advice!
>
> It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of
> sex you can dream up and lots you can't imagine.
>
> Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary
> people gift stripper grams, they operate in most every
> city: http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
> http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm



Then of course, there's the classic joke:

"Would you fu*k me or $1,000,000?"

"Sure!"

"Would you fu*k me for $5?"

She slapped him and walked off.

He called after her, "Sorry. Now that I knew your profession. It
was just a matter of price.

Andy's Evil Twin: I SAID THAT!!!

And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
people, saying~

> Enjoy it while you can, dates like these won't happen again in our
> lifetime unless you somehow live to January 1, 2101.

Or you survive long enough to see 11/12/13 come, or even 12/13/14 for
that matter.......

On 10/12/2012 10:29 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>
>>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
>>> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
>>> still see.
>>>
>>
>> I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
>> unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!
>
> It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
> dream up and lots you can't imagine.
>
> Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
> stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
> http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
> http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm
>

Well that's a sorry thing to do to an old guy, let alone your dad. Get
him all hopped up and then tell him "shows over pops!" Can't you finish
the job by slipping the gal a hundred or whatever the heck it costs
these days for sex? Inquiring minds just gots to know!

On 10/12/2012 11:17 AM, MotoFox wrote:
> And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
> people, saying~
>
>> Enjoy it while you can, dates like these won't happen again in our
>> lifetime unless you somehow live to January 1, 2101.
>
> Or you survive long enough to see 11/12/13 come, or even 12/13/14 for
> that matter.......
>

OK but then it really is all over until 1/1/1 - ain't it?

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:17:53 -1000, dsi1
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On 10/12/2012 10:29 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:44:14 -1000, dsi1
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On 10/12/2012 9:26 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Um, he 84 years old... at his age it ain't called pimping... hire a
>>>> bodacious boobed stripper for him to ogle on his birthday, if he can
>>>> still see.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll have to defer to you in this matter. Paying for sex is pretty much
>>> unknown territory of me. Thanks for your expert advice!
>>
>> It's not sex... however that's available too, any kind of sex you can
>> dream up and lots you can't imagine.
>>
>> Check your yellow pages, or the net, thousands of ordinary people gift
>> stripper grams, they operate in most every city:
>> http://www.risquekitty.com/RK_Stripogram.htm
>> http://www.strippersnyc.com/ny_female_strippers.htm
>>
>
>Well that's a sorry thing to do to an old guy, let alone your dad. Get
>him all hopped up and then tell him "shows over pops!" Can't you finish
>the job by slipping the gal a hundred or whatever the heck it costs
>these days for sex? Inquiring minds just gots to know!

He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
really need to explain?

And it came to pass that dsi1 delivered the following message unto the
people, saying~

> OK, but then it really is all over until 1/1/1 - ain't it?

No--there's still 11/22/33 to look forward to in the meantime. (I'll be 50
then.) Not to mention other acts of numeric precision like 1/2/34,
1/23/45, 12/3/45 and such. And there's always 6/7/89 and 7/8/90, but I
imagine all of us will probably be long dead-and-gone by that point.

On 10/12/2012 1:39 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
> really need to explain?
>

In that case, forget about the stripper. Buy the old guy a smoking
jacket or something utilitarian instead.

dsi1 wrote:
>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>> He's 84... he's lucky if he can still pee all on his own... do I
>> really need to explain?
>
>In that case, forget about the stripper. Buy the old guy a smoking
>jacket or something utilitarian instead.

Nonsense... at 84 he already has everything utilitarian he wants...
but no matter what age guys still like to ogle nice tits.