Thread: Woman's Wish

A woman was walking along the beach when
she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up
and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie
appeared!

The amazed woman asked if she got three
wishes.

The genie said, "No I’m sorry, three-wish
genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish
genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said,
"I want peace in the Middle East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other and I want all
the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
and vice-versa. It will bring about world
peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Lady, be reasonable. These countries have
been at war for thousands of years. I'm out
of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred
years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think
it can be done. Make another wish and please
be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
I've never been able to find the right man. You
know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great
in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't
watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That
is what I wish for ... a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said:

"Let me see that map again."