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    Default Woman's Wish

    A woman was walking along the beach when
    she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up
    and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie

    The amazed woman asked if she got three

    The genie said, "No I’m sorry, three-wish
    genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish
    genie. So... what'll it be?"

    The woman did not hesitate. She said,
    "I want peace in the Middle East. See
    this map? I want these countries to stop
    fighting with each other and I want all
    the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
    and vice-versa. It will bring about world
    peace and harmony."

    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
    "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have
    been at war for thousands of years. I'm out
    of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred
    years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think
    it can be done. Make another wish and please
    be reasonable."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
    I've never been able to find the right man. You
    know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
    cook and help with the house cleaning, is great
    in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't
    watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That
    is what I wish for ... a good man."

    The genie let out a sigh and said:

    "Let me see that map again."

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    Hahahah.. This is so cute. What would be the connection of the map and the man that she wish for? lol this is funny..

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